The Adventures of Peregrine PickleSmollett, T. (Tobias)
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The Adventures of Peregrine Pickle
Smollett, T. (Tobias)
Adventure stories; Fiction; Picaresque literature
Pipes, being questioned by his master with regard to the truth of this
account, owned that every circumstance was justly represented; saying,
he did not value their cheese-toasters a pinch of oakum; and that if the
gentleman had not shot in betwixt them, he would have trimmed them
to such a tune, that they should not have had a whole yard to square.
Peregrine reprimanded him sharply for his unmannerly behaviour, and
insisted upon his asking pardon of those he had injured upon the spot:
but no consideration was efficacious enough to produce such concession;
to this command he was both deaf and dumb; and the repeated threats
of his master had no more effect than if they had been addressed to a
marble statue. At length, our hero, incensed at his obstinacy, started
up, and would have chastised him with manual operation, had not he been
prevented by the chevalier, who found means to moderate his indignation
so far that he contented himself with dismissing the offender from his
service; and after having obtained the discharge of the prisoners, gave
them a louis to drink, by way of recompense for the disgrace and damage
they had sustained.
The knight, perceiving our young gentleman very much ruffled at
this accident, and reflecting upon the extraordinary deportment and
appearance of his valet, whose hair had by this time adopted a grizzled
hue, imagined he was some favourite domestic, who had grown gray in the
service of his master's family, and that, of consequence, he was uneasy
at the sacrifice he had made. Swayed by this conjecture, he earnestly
solicited in his behalf; but all he could obtain, was a promise of
re-admitting him into favour on the terms already proposed, or at least
on condition that he should make his acknowledgment to the chevalier,
for his want of reverence and respect for the French monarch.
Upon this condescension the culprit was called up-stairs, and made
acquainted with the mitigation of his fate; upon which he said, he would
down on his marrow-bones to his own master, but would be d--d before he
would ask pardon of e'er a Frenchman in Christendom. Pickle, exasperated
at this blunt declaration, ordered him out of his presence, and charged
him never to appear before his face again; while the officer in vain
employed all his influence and address to appease his resentment, and
about midnight took his leave with marks of mortification at his want of
success.
Next day the company agreed to travel through Flanders in the diligence,
by the advice of Peregrine, who was not without hope of meeting with
some adventure or amusement in that carriage; and Jolter took care to
secure places for them all; it being resolved that the valet-de-chambre
and the doctor's man should attend the vehicle on horseback; and as for
the forlorn Pipes, he was left to reap the fruits of his own
stubborn disposition, notwithstanding the united efforts of the whole
triumvirate, who endeavoured to procure his pardon.
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