The Adventures of SallyWodehouse, P. G. (Pelham Grenville)
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The Adventures of Sally
Wodehouse, P. G. (Pelham Grenville)
Humorous stories; Inheritance and succession -- Fiction; New York (N.Y.) -- Fiction
The woolly dog, with another important squeak, scuttled down the drive
to look into the matter, and was coldly greeted. Ginger, for all his
love of dogs, had never been able to bring himself to regard Toto with
affection. He had protested when Sally, a month before, finding Mrs.
Meecher distraught on account of a dreadful lethargy which had seized
her pet, had begged him to offer hospitality and country air to the
invalid.
“It's wonderful what you've done for Toto, angel,” said Sally, as he
came up frigidly eluding that curious animal's leaps of welcome. “He's a
different dog.”
“Bit of luck for him,” said Ginger.
“In all the years I was at Mrs. Meecher's I never knew him move at
anything more rapid than a stately walk. Now he runs about all the
time.”
“The blighter had been overeating from birth,” said Ginger. “That was
all that was wrong with him. A little judicious dieting put him right.
We'll be able,” said Ginger brightening, “to ship him back next week.”
“I shall quite miss him.”
“I nearly missed him--this morning--with a shoe,” said Ginger. “He was
up on the kitchen table wolfing the bacon, and I took steps.”
“My cave-man!” murmured Sally. “I always said you had a frightfully
brutal streak in you. Ginger, what an evening!”
“Good Lord!” said Ginger suddenly, as they walked into the light of the
open kitchen door.
“Now what?”
He stopped and eyed her intently.
“Do you know you're looking prettier than you were when I started down
to the village!”
Sally gave his arm a little hug.
“Beloved!” she said. “Did you get the chops?”
Ginger froze in his tracks, horrified.
“Oh, my aunt! I clean forgot them!”
“Oh, Ginger, you are an old chump. Well, you'll have to go in for a
little judicious dieting, like Toto.”
“I say, I'm most awfully sorry. I got the wool.”
“If you think I'm going to eat wool...”
“Isn't there anything in the house?”
“Vegetables and fruit.”
“Fine! But, of course, if you want chops...”
“Not at all. I'm spiritual. Besides, people say that vegetables are good
for the blood-pressure or something. Of course you forgot to get the
mail, too?”
“Absolutely not! I was on to it like a knife. Two letters from fellows
wanting Airedale puppies.”
“No! Ginger, we are getting on!”
“Pretty bloated,” agreed Ginger complacently. “Pretty bloated. We'll be
able to get that two-seater if things go buzzing on like this. There was
a letter for you. Here it is.”
“It's from Fillmore,” said Sally, examining the envelope as they went
into the kitchen. “And about time, too. I haven't had a word from him
for months.”
She sat down and opened the letter. Ginger, heaving himself on to the
table, wriggled into a position of comfort and started to read his
evening paper. But after he had skimmed over the sporting page he
lowered it and allowed his gaze to rest on Sally's bent head with a
feeling of utter contentment.
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