The Adventurous Simplicissimus: being the description of the Life of a Strange vagabond named Melchior Sternfels von FuchshaimGrimmelshausen, Hans Jakob Christoph von
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The Adventurous Simplicissimus: being the description of the Life of a Strange vagabond named Melchior Sternfels von Fuchshaim
Grimmelshausen, Hans Jakob Christoph von
German fiction -- Translations into English; Thirty Years' War, 1618-1648 -- Fiction
Now in the midst of these doubts, which troubled both parties alike, I
was aware by good luck that the key in the lock of the door that led to
the churchyard was not turned, but only the bolt shot: so I speedily
drew it back and whipped out of the door into the churchyard, where I
found my comrades standing with their musquets cocked, and left the
parson to conjure devils as long as he would. So when my comrade had
brought my hat down from the roof, and we had packed up our provands,
we went off to our fellows, having no further business in the village
save that we should have returned the borrowed ladder and rope to their
owners.
With our stolen food the whole party refreshed themselves, and all had
cause enough to laugh over my adventure: only the student could not
stomach it that I should rob the priest that had so nobly filled his
belly, yea, he swore loud and long he would fain pay him for his bacon,
had he but the means at hand; and yet ate of it as heartily as if he
were hired for the business. So we lay in our ambush two days longer
and waited for the convoy we had so long looked for; where we lost no
single man in the attack, yet captured over thirty prisoners and as
splendid booty as ever I did help to divide: and I had a double share
because I had done best: and that was three fine Friesland stallions
laden with as much merchandise as we could carry off in our haste; and
had we had time to examine the booty and to bring it to a place of
safety, each for his own part would have been rich enough: but we had
to leave more on the spot than we bore off, for we must hurry away with
all speed, taking what we could carry: and for greater safety we betook
ourselves to Rehnen, and there we baited and shared the booty: for
there lay our main body.
And there I thought again on the priest, whose bacon I had stolen: and
now may the reader think what a misguided, wanton, and overweening
spirit was mine, when it was not enough for me to have robbed and
terrified that pious man, but I must claim honour for it. To that end I
took a sapphire set in a gold ring, which I had picked up on that same
plundering expedition, and sent it from Rehnen to my priest by a sure
hand with this letter: "Reverend Sir,--Had I but in these last days had
aught in the wood to eat and so to live, I had had no cause to steal
your reverence's bacon, in which matter 'tis likely you were terrified.
I swear by all that is holy that such affright was against my will, and
so the more do I hope for forgiveness. As concerning the bacon itself,
'tis but just it should be paid for, and therefore in place of money I
send this present ring, given by those for whose behoof your goods must
needs be taken, and beg your reverence will be pleased to accept the
same: and add thereto that he will always find on all occasions an
obedient and faithful servant in him whom his sacristan took to be no
painter and who is otherwise known as 'The Huntsman.'"
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