The Aftermath; Or, Gleanings from a Busy Life: Called upon the outer cover, for purposes of sale, Caliban's Guide to LettersBelloc, Hilaire
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The Aftermath; Or, Gleanings from a Busy Life: Called upon the outer cover, for purposes of sale, Caliban's Guide to Letters
Belloc, Hilaire
Authorship; Satire
When a man arrives who seems at all likely to have a Revelation
in his pocket, and who offers it for sale, remember that you have
but a few moments in which to make up your mind; put him into the
little room next to the sub-editor, take his MS., tell him you will
show it to your chief, and, as you leave him, lock the door softly
on the outside.
The next moment may decide your whole career. You must glance at
the Revelation, and judge in that glance whether the public will
believe it even for two full hours. The whole difference between a
successful and an unsuccessful journalist lies in that power of
sudden vision; nor will experience alone achieve it, it must be
experience touched with something like genius.
Libellous matter you can delete. Matter merely false will not be
remembered against you; but if that rare and subtle character which
convinces the mob be lacking, _that_ is a thing which no one can
supply in the time between the Revelator’s arrival and the paper’s
going to press.
Finally, when you have made your decision, return, unlock, pay, and
dismiss. Never pay by cheque. Remember how short is the time at
your disposal. Remember that if your paper does not print a really
good Revelation when it is offered, some other paper will. Remember
the _Times_, the _Chronicle_, and Major Esterhazy. Remember Mr.
Gladstone’s resignation.
... Remember the “Maine.”
A few practical instances will help us to understand these abstract
rules.
Consider, for instance, the following--one of the wisest acts of
Dr. Caliban’s whole life.
Dr. Caliban was busy writing a leader for the _Sunday Englishman_
upon “Hell or Immortality”; for it was Saturday night, he had just
received the weekly papers, and, as he well said, “A strong Sunday
paper has this advantage, that it can do what it likes with the
weeklies.”
He was, I say in the midst of Hell or Immortality, when he was
interrupted by a note. He opened it, read it, frowned, and passed
it to me, saying:--
“What do you make of this?”
The note ran:--
“I have just been dismissed from the _Spectator_ for sneezing in
an indelicate manner. I have a Revelation to make with regard
to the conduct of that paper. Please see me at once, or it may
be too late. I have with me a letter which the _Spectator_ will
publish next week. It throws a searching light upon the Editor’s
mind, and lays bare all the inner workings of the paper. Price
40_s._”
I told Dr. Caliban, that in my opinion, on the one hand, there
might be something in it; while on the other hand, that there might
not.
Dr. Caliban looked at me thoughtfully and said:
“You think that?”
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