Dryden, John, 1631-1700; English literature -- Early modern, 1500-1700 -- History and criticism
_Flip._ Old enough! why, you are sixteen, are you not?
_Cor._ Sixteen! I am sixteen, two months, and odd days, woman.
I keep an exact account.
_Flip._ The deuce you are!
_Cor._ Why, do you then truly and sincerely think I am old
enough?
_Flip._ I do, upon my faith, child.
_Cor._ Why, then, to deal as fairly with you, Flippanta, as you
do with me, I have thought so any time these three years.
_Flip._ Now I find you have more wit than ever I thought you
had; and to show you what an opinion I have of your discretion,
I'll show you a thing I thought to have thrown in the fire.
_Cor._ What is it, for Jupiter's sake?
_Flip._ Something will make your heart chuck within you.
_Cor._ My dear Flippanta!
_Flip._ What do you think it is?
_Cor._ I don't know, nor I don't care, but I'm mad to have it.
_Flip._ It's a four-cornered thing.
_Cor._ What, like a cardinal's cap?
_Flip._ No, 'tis worth a whole conclave of 'em. How do you like
it?
[_Showing the letter._
_Cor._ O Lard, a letter! Is there ever a token in it?
_Flip._ Yes, and a precious one too. There's a handsome young
gentleman's heart.
_Cor._ A handsome young gentleman's heart! [_Aside._] Nay,
then, it's time to look grave.
_Flip._ There.
_Cor._ I shan't touch it.
_Flip._ What's the matter now?
_Cor._ I shan't receive it.
_Flip._ Sure you jest.
_Cor._ You'll find I don't. I understand myself better than to
take letters when I don't know who they are from.
_Flip._ I'm afraid I commended your wit too soon.
_Cor._ 'Tis all one, I shan't touch it, unless I know who it
comes from.
_Flip._ Heyday, open it and you'll see.
_Cor._ Indeed I shall not.
_Flip._ Well--then I must return it where I had it.
_Cor._ That won't serve your turn, madam. My father must have
an account of this.
_Flip._ Sure you are not in earnest?
_Cor._ You'll find I am.
_Flip._ So, here's fine work! This 'tis to deal with girls
before they come to know the distinction of sexes!
_Cor._ Confess who you had it from, and perhaps, for this once,
I mayn't tell my father.
_Flip._ Why then, since it must out, 'twas the Colonel. But why
are you so scrupulous, madam?
_Cor._ Because if it had come from anybody else--I would not
have given a farthing for it.
[_Snatching it eagerly out of her hand._'
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