“Evening, Mrs. Nesbitt,” he said, on the impulse of the moment. “Will
you come over to the police-station, please?”
“Certainly,” Cynthia agreed charmingly. “Are you going to arrest me?”
“Jolly good mind to,” growled the Colonel, who was not going to beat
about bushes any longer. “I’ll pay you one compliment, though, Mrs.
Nesbitt. You don’t look as if you’d been spending the day in a
tool-shed and scrambled out through the roof, I must say.”
“What!” exclaimed the astonished Cynthia, who had anticipated certain
unpleasant topics of conversation but certainly not tool-sheds.
“You look,” amplified the Colonel, making his point clearer, “as if
you’d just come back from a day in London.”
“But that’s just what I have done!”
“What!” exclaimed the Colonel in his turn.
Cynthia amplified her own point. Seeing that the Colonel looked
sceptical, she led him into the station and produced for him
unimpeachable evidence, in the shape of a grinning
porter-ticket-inspector, that she really had left Duffley on the 9.47
train for London, and returned on the 6.19.
“Well, I’ll be damned!” said the Colonel.
“Don’t you think you’d better tell me exactly what was in your mind?”
Cynthia asked gently, and smiled at him.
The Colonel hesitated, took another look at the smile, then led her
out into the road and told her.
“Poor Mr. Foster,” said Cynthia, her lips twitching. “And now,
Colonel, I think you’d better take me along to that police-station of
yours. I want to talk to you a little, and I can’t very well do it
here.” She smiled at him again.
The Colonel took her. He led her into the Inspector’s room and ejected
that worthy into the company of Constable Graves. He put Cynthia into
the best chair and smiled at her. Cynthia smiled back.
Then Cynthia talked, and as she talked she smiled. The Colonel grew as
wax before her, and the more Cynthia smiled the more the Colonel
melted. In a quarter of an hour he was a deliquescent mass, promising
impossible things in all directions.
“And you really ought to apologise to Mr. Foster, you know,” smiled
Cynthia, as she rose at last to go.
The Colonel even promised this. “Damn it, I’ll do it this evening,”
said the deliquescent Colonel.
It is quite certain that he really meant to do so too, at the moment.
Fortunately, however, for his official dignity, a circumstance had
already arisen which was to make it impossible for this particular
promise to be fulfilled. At the very moment when the Colonel was
giving utterance to it Mr. Foster was standing in his big double
bedroom with a dazed expression on his face and a letter in his hand.
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