Only George, who had no nerve to lose, and Monica, who was not
committed, really retained their balance; with the quite natural
consequence that they had to balance each other, mostly in the car. If
you had asked George at that time whether he had any complex about
hose-pipes, he would have replied according to the best judicial
models: “What is a hose-pipe?” He would then have taken Monica out for
another driving lesson.
As for Alan, nobody seemed to want him much. Monica even went so far
as to remark that if he came mooning round her any more, she’d lock
him in the coal-cellar for a day or two and see how he liked it. To
which Alan replied very fraternally indeed, with much recourse to the
name of “George.” Monica, very pink but beautifully dignified, forbore
to retort, chiefly because for once she had nothing to say, and walked
off with her small nose very much in the air. Alan then abandoned the
study of footprints for that of Guy’s Canadian canoe. Having fallen
into the river seven times in an endeavour to learn how to propel this
treacherous craft standing upright in the stern with a punt-pole, he
felt a good deal better.
Duffley was not the only place where people were puzzled during these
days. All that portion of the population whose breakfast-tables were
enlivened by _The Daily Courier_, shared a common bewilderment. For
_The Courier_ was just as bewildered as its readers. In other papers
only the briefest notices had appeared regarding the Duffley
entertainment, in some it had not even been mentioned at all. Their
reporters had gone down on Sunday, investigated, and one and all
returned to report that in their opinion there was something fishy
about the whole thing, and a non-committal attitude, amounting even to
complete ignorance, would be the wiser policy. _The Courier_, having
already committed itself, could only pursue, at any rate for a day or
two, the line it had adopted, but a shrewd man was sent down, unknown
to Mr. Doyle, to look into matters himself. His subsequent report,
though quite admitting the possibility that things might be as they
had seemed, caused the editor some very thoughtful moments; but though
inscribing Mr. Doyle’s name on a mental black list, he continued
perforce to publish that gentleman’s reports.
As soon as possible, however, these were shifted from the chief
news-page to the secondary, progressing thence by easy stages to a
corner among the advertisements; at the same time editorial notes were
added in which a distinctly sceptical tone was to be discerned.
Readers of _The Courier_ who were conversant with their favourite’s
habits knew that by the end of the week it would be as if there were
no such place as Duffley at all. In the meantime the streams of
information which continued to pour into _The Courier_’s offices
regarding the broken noses of the British Isles were diverted into the
waste-paper basket.
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