Outside his own front-door he whisked the atrocious beard off his face
and stowed it away in his pocket. Then he proceeded, with an
unwontedly brisk air, to keep the appointment for which he had
telegraphed nearly three hours ago. And as he proceeded Mr. Priestley
smiled abandonedly.
That was on Monday, and thereafter nothing happened, as has already
been said, until Thursday.
Perhaps, however, in Laura’s case this statement needs a certain
qualification. Something did happen to Laura, and it was Latin
grammar. Latin grammar happened to Laura all day long, and in the
evenings as well. No pupil less anxious to master Latin grammar could
have been found in any school in the country, yet through sheer force
of will-power Mr. Priestley caused Laura in two days to learn the five
declensions, quite a large proportion of the four conjugations, and to
have more than a nodding acquaintance with the intricacies of the
adjectives and pronouns.
“Regebam, regebas, regebat,” said Laura wearily on Wednesday evening,
“regebamus, regebabitis——”
“Regebatis,” corrected Mr. Priestley relentlessly.
“Regebatis,” said Laura, “regebant.”
“Yes. Now the perfect.”
“Rexi, rexisti, rexit,” Laura droned, “rexeymus——”
“_Rex_-imus!”
“_Rex_-imus, rexistis, rexerunt.”
“Excellent! That’s fifth time I’ve heard you that tense, isn’t it?”
“The seventh,” said Laura colourlessly.
“The seventh? Dear, dear. Well, we’ve got it right at last. And now,”
said Mr. Priestley with the air of one conferring a substantial
favour, “I think we might actually go on to Syntax.”
“Oh?” said Laura, with the air of one wondering just where the favour
lies.
Mr. Priestley picked up the Kennedy and fluttered its pages lovingly.
“_Vir bonus bonam uxorem habet_,” he crooned. “‘The good man has a
good wife.’ _Vir bonus_ is the subject, you see, _habet_ the verb, and
_bonam uxorem_ the object. A verb, of course, agrees with its subject
in number and person. Just repeat that, please.”
“A verb, of course, agrees with its subject in number and person.”
“Yes, and an adjective, as I’ve told you already, agrees in gender,
number, and case with the substantive it qualifies.”
“An adjective, as you’ve told me already, agrees in gender, number,
and case with the substantive it qualifies,” repeated Laura
listlessly. “May I go to bed now, please, Uncle Matthew?”
“Certainly not. We must master this first page of syntax before
bedtime. It’s only just past ten o’clock. _Veræ amicitiæ sempiternæ
sunt_. ‘True friendships are everlasting.’ That is another example
of. . . .”
Let us draw a veil.
It was on Thursday morning that Mr. Priestley burst his bombshell.
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