“There’s two gentlemen to see you, sir,” said George’s elderly daily
maid. (She had rabbit teeth, very little hair, puce elbows, and a very
large before-and-after effect; when entering a doorway she contrived
both to precede and to follow herself. She was not even a maid; she
was a cook, and her name was Mrs. Bagsworthy. We shall never meet her
again.)
The two gentlemen followed her announcement. They did not insist upon
the ceremony of awaiting George’s permission to enter. They had no
intention of consulting George’s wishes on the matter.
As before, the Colonel introduced his companion, who at once fixed
George with his steely eye. George began to wish that some one was
there to hold his hand.
“Where were you last Saturday evening, Mr. Howard?” demanded the
Superintendent, immediately after his introduction, not even pausing
to make the usual inquiries as to George’s health.
“Over at the N—— here!” said George.
The Superintendent did not say: “You lie!” but George did not quite
know why not. He might just as well have done.
Instead he said: “Do you know that the Crown Prince of Bosnogovina was
murdered at some place on the Thames between here and Oxford on
Saturday night, and his body embarked on a large motor-boat out of
which it was recovered this morning off Greenwich?”
“Great Scott, no!” said George, with perfect truth.
“You did not know that he was murdered in the next house, while you
say you were sitting in here? You heard nothing—no shot, no cry, no
shouting or confusion?”
“No,” dithered George. “I—no, I—that is, no.”
The Superintendent bored a neat hole in George’s forehead with his
gimlet eyes. “Isn’t that very strange, Mr. Howard? Isn’t it
exceedingly _strange_ that you heard nothing?”
“Er—yes—I suppose it is. Er—frightfully strange. Must be, mustn’t it?
Er—how extraordinary!”
The Superintendent continued to bore holes in George in silence.
George wished he wouldn’t.
“I have a warrant to search this house, Mr. Howard,” he snapped
suddenly. “Do you wish to see it?”
“Good Lord, no,” said George, apparently much shocked at the
suggestion. Fancy asking him if he wanted to _see_ a warrant to search
his house! How frightfully indelicate!
“Very well. Kindly go over to the library of the house next door, and
wait there till I come.”
“I say, you know,” George protested feebly in spite of his alarm.
There was good sterling stuff in George. “I say, you know, what’s all
this about? Searching my house and—and ordering me about and—and——”
His words faded away under the menacing light in the Superintendent’s
eyes.
“I think you will find it better to do as I suggest, Mr. Howard,” said
the Superintendent, oh, so gently.
George did it.
Guy and Mr. Doyle received him with effusive jocularity, in which,
nevertheless, a somewhat forced note was detectable. On hearing his
account of the interview, the jocularity disappeared altogether.
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