“The reason I gets on so well poaching is because I’m always at work
out in the fields, except when I goes with the van. I watches
everything as goes on, and marks the hare’s tracks and the rabbit
buries, and the double mounds and little copses as the pheasants
wanders off to in the autumn. I keeps a nation good look-out after the
keeper and his men, and sees their dodges—which way they walks, and how
they comes back sudden and unexpected on purpose. There’s mostly one
about with his eyes on me—when they sees me working on a farm they puts
a man special to look after me. I never does nothing close round where
I’m at work, so he waits about a main bit for nothing.
“You see by going out piece-work I visits every farm in the parish. The
other men they works for one farmer for two or three or maybe twenty
years; but I goes very nigh all round the place—a fortnight here and a
week there, and then a month somewhere else. So I knows every hare in
the parish, and all his runs and all the double mounds and copses, and
the little covers in the corners of the fields. When I be at work on
one place I sets my wires about half a mile away on a farm as I ain’t
been working on for a month, and where the keeper don’t keep no special
look-out now I be gone. As I goes all round, I knows the ways of all
the farmers, and them as bides out late at night at their friends’, and
they as goes to bed early; and so I knows what paths to follow and what
fields I can walk about in and never meet nobody.
“The dodge is always to be in the fields and to know everybody’s ways.
Then you may do just as you be a-mind. All of ’em knows I be
a-poaching; but that don’t make no difference for work; I can use my
tools, and do it as well as any man in the country, and they be glad to
get me on for ’em. They farmers as have got their shooting be sharper
than the keepers, and you can’t do much there; but they as haven’t got
the shooting don’t take no notice. They sees my wires in the grass, and
just looks the other way. If they sees I with a gun I puts un in ditch
till they be gone by, and they don’t look among the nettles.
“Some of them as got land by the wood would like I to be there all day
and night. You see, their clover and corn feeds the hares and
pheasants; and then some day when they goes into the market and passes
the poultry-shop there be four or five score pheasants a-hanging up
with their long tails a-sweeping in the faces of them as fed ’em. The
same with the hares and the rabbits; and so they’d just as soon as I
had ’em—and a dalled deal sooner—out of spite. Lord bless you! if I was
to walk through their courtyards at night with a sack over my shoulders
full of you knows what, and met one of ’em, he’d tell his dog to stop
that yowling, and go in doors rather than see me. As for the rabbits,
they hates they worse than poison. They knocks a hare over now and then
themselves on the quiet—bless you! I could tell tales on a main few,
but I bean’t such a fellow as that.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
Reviews
Reviews
No reviews yet
Be the first to share your thoughts on this work.
Elsewhere in the archive
Join the Discussion
Join the discussion
Sign in to leave a comment or review.
Sign InorCreate an account