“Send me rain,” he begged audibly of the heavens, “send me torrents of
rain.” And the heavens responded, so people affirmed. A few minutes
later the heavens sent M. Lépine thunder, lightning and a deluge that
reduced the blazing kiosks to hissing, sodden ruins; cleared the frantic
boulevards; allowed police, soldiers and even M. Lépine to go to bed.
But, on the other hand, caused Jules Guérin and his fellow outlaws and
conspirators against the Republic to exult wildly and grotesquely on the
roof of Fort Chabrol. For Guérin was short of water. The supply had been
cut off and Guérin’s only salvation was surrender or rain. And it rained,
and it poured and it thundered. The heavens were equally kind to Rebel,
and Chief of the Police. Up there on the roof of conspiring Fort Chabrol
assembled Guérin and his companions with baths, buckets and basins; with
jugs, glasses and mugs; all of which speedily overflowed with the rain.
Down there in the street, the soldiers in occupation of the besieged
thoroughfare stared upwards, open-mouthed, at the amazing spectacle on
the roof—Guérin and Company joining hands and dancing with glee amidst
their multitudinous rain-catching vessels; Guérin bending perilously over
the parapet and roaring forth between the explosions of thunder and the
flashes of lightning: “We have got enough water for months. Tell Lépine
we defy him.” Another jig from Guérin et Cie. Guérin once again at the
edge of the parapet, mockingly drinking the health of the soldiers below,
and then emptying baths full of water into the street and bellowing:
“Voilà de l’eau,” and performing such delirious, dangerous antics that it
was deemed necessary to telephone an account of the scene to the Chief of
the Police. “Let him dance his jigs all night in the rain; it will cool
him,” replied M. Lépine. “Je le connais: he is too clever to fall over
the parapet.”
Nor did Guérin capsize. Nor yet did M. Lépine put an end to the jigs
on the roof—to the rest of the Fort Chabrol farce—until Paris had been
appeased by the Rennes Court Martial verdict, and the acutest stage of
the Anti-Dreyfusard agitation died out amidst exclamations of: “C’est
fini! Quelle sacrée affaire! Quel cauchemar! Enfin, n’en parlons plus.”
After the lurid autumn of 1899 came a particularly bleak, cheerless
winter. So bitter was the weather that fond mothers kept their children
indoors, and thus Edouard and Yvonne yawned with boredom in their
nurseries, and quarrelled, and exchanged blows, and gave way to tears.
“Toys are not what they used to be,” complained a mother to M. Lépine.
“They are stupid or vulgar, and children get tired of them.”
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