A wonderful spectacle was M. Lépine a few nights later, when “directing
operations” at a disastrous fire on the Boulevard Sebastopol. In the
sight of the crowd he struggled into oilskins, and next was to be seen
stationing the engines, dragging about hose, pushing forward ladders,
signalling and shouting forth encouragement and patience to the occupants
of the blazing house. On this, as on all similar occasions, M. Lépine
was blackened and singed when at last the fire had been mastered. But
never have I beheld him so blackened, so dishevelled and battered, so
courageous and capable as when he came to the rescue of the “victims”
of the devastating Paris floods. Up and down the swollen, lurid river
he careered in a shabby old boat. At once-pleasant river-side places,
such as Boulogne and Surèsnes, he was to be found chest-deep in the
turbid, yellow-green water—always signalling, always “firmly” and
“actively” “directing operations.” He climbed into the upper windows
of tottering, flooded houses; briskly made his way across narrow plank
bridges; distributed here, there and everywhere blankets, medicaments,
provisions—the mud and slime of the river caked hard on his oilskins.
As he passed by in his boat, the most bedraggled figure in Paris, loud
cries of “Vive Lépine” from the bridges and quays; and, indeed, wherever
he went, M. le Préfet de Police excited respect and admiration. I see
him, in top hat and frock coat, “receiving” the late King Edward VII.
in the draughty Northern Station. I see him pointing out the beauties
of Paris to the present Prince of Wales. I see him surrounded by the
turbulent students of the Latin Quarter, whither he has been summoned to
check their demonstrations against some unpopular professor. I see him
examining (in the interests of the public) the clocks of motor cabs, the
cushions of railway carriages, the seating conditions in theatres, the
very benches and penny chairs in the Bois de Boulogne. Finally, I see him
as he is to-day; no longer Chief of the Police, but a private “citizen,”
established in a spacious, comfortable _appartement_, which, to the
admiration and excitement of naïve, bourgeois Parisians, is equipped with
no fewer than two bathrooms.
“With two bathrooms our admirable Lépine will have plenty to do,” states
M. le Bourgeois. “They are a responsibility, as well as a pleasure; but,
of course, they will not prove too much for a man like Lépine.” Then up
speaks a primitive soul: “One is free to bathe and free not to bathe. But
to have two bathrooms is scandalous: and I should not have thought it of
Lépine.”
However, in the opinion of a third critic, M. Lépine should be permitted
to have ninety-nine bathrooms if he likes. Twenty-two years Chief of
the Police, he is now entitled to do as he pleases. So leave his two
bathrooms alone.
“When a man has retired, he must have distractions with which to occupy
his mind and his leisure.”
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