English fiction -- 19th century; Marriage -- Fiction
The party walked round the Gardens unmolested nor have we grounds
for supposing they assumed airs of state in the style of a previous
generation. Only, as it happened, a gentleman of the party was a wag; no
less than the famous, well-seasoned John Rose Mackrell, bent on amusing
Mrs. Kirby-Levellier, to hear her lovely laughter; and his wit and his
anecdotes, both inexhaustible, proved, as he said, ‘that a dried fish
is no stale fish, and a smoky flavour to an old chimney story will
often render it more piquant to the taste than one jumping fresh off the
incident.’ His exact meaning in ‘smoky flavour’ we are not to know; but
whether that M. de St. Ombre should witness the effect of English humour
upon them, or that the ladies could permit themselves to laugh, their
voices accompanied the gentlemen in silvery volleys. There had been
‘Mackrell’ at Fleetwood’s dinner-table; which was then a way of saying
that dry throats made no count of the quantity of champagne imbibed,
owing to the fits Rose Mackrell caused. However, there was loud
laughter as they strolled, and it was noticed; and Fleetwood crying out,
‘Mackrell! Mackrell!’ in delighted repudiation of the wag’s last sally,
the cry of ‘Hooray, Mackrell!’ was caught up by the crowd. They were
not the primary offenders, for loud laughter in an isolated party is bad
breeding; but they had not the plea of a copious dinner.
So this affair began; inoffensively at the start, for my lord was
good-humoured about it.
Kit Ines, of the mercurial legs, must now give impromptu display of his
dancing. He seized a partner, in the manner of a Roman the Sabine,
sure of pleasing his patron; and the maid, passing from surprise to
merriment, entered the quadrille perforce, all giggles, not without
emulation, for she likewise had the passion for the dance. Whereby it
befell that the pair footed in a way to gather observant spectators;
and if it had not been that the man from whom the maid was willy-nilly
snatched, conceived resentment, things might have passed comfortably;
for Kit’s quips and cuts and high capers, and the Sunday gravity of the
barge face while the legs were at their impish trickery, double motion
to the music, won the crowd to cheer. They conjectured him to be
a British sailor. But the destituted man said, sailor or no
sailor,--bos’en be hanged! he should pay for his whistle.
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