Humorous stories; Mistaken identity -- Fiction; United States -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction
But Tracy was not deep enough or suspicious enough to think of these
things. He noticed only one particular; that the weather was always
sunny when a visit _began_. No matter how much it might cloud up later,
it always began with a clear sky. He couldn’t explain this curious fact
to himself, he merely knew it to be a fact. The truth of the matter
was, that by the time Tracy had been out of Sally’s sight six hours she
was so famishing for a sight of him that her doubts and suspicions were
all consumed away in the fire of that longing, and so always she came
into his presence as surprisingly radiant and joyous as she wasn’t when
she went out of it.
In circumstances like these a growing portrait runs a good many risks.
The portrait of Sellers, by Tracy, was fighting along, day by day,
through this mixed weather, and daily adding to itself ineradicable
signs of the checkered life it was leading. It was the happiest
portrait, in spots, that was ever seen; but in other spots a damned
soul looked out from it; a soul that was suffering all the different
kinds of distress there are, from stomach ache to rabies. But Sellers
liked it. He said it was just himself all over—a portrait that sweated
moods from every pore, and no two moods alike. He said he had as many
different kinds of emotions in him as a jug.
It was a kind of a deadly work of art, maybe, but it was a starchy
picture for show; for it was life size, full length, and represented
the American earl in a peer’s scarlet robe, with the three ermine bars
indicative of an earl’s rank, and on the gray head an earl’s coronet,
tilted just a wee bit to one side in a most gallus and winsome way.
When Sally’s weather was sunny the portrait made Tracy chuckle, but
when her weather was overcast it disordered his mind and stopped the
circulation of his blood.
Late one night when the sweethearts had been having a flawless visit
together, Sally’s interior devil began to work his specialty, and soon
the conversation was drifting toward the customary rock. Presently, in
the midst of Tracy’s serene flow of talk, he felt a shudder which he
knew was not his shudder, but exterior to his breast although
immediately against it. After the shudder came sobs; Sally was crying.
“Oh, my darling, what have I done—what have I said? It has happened
again! What _have_ I done to wound you?”
She disengaged herself from his arms and gave him a look of deep
reproach.
“What have you done? I will tell you what you have done. You have
unwittingly revealed—oh, for the twentieth time, though I _could_ not
believe it, _would_ not believe it!—that it is not me you love, but
that foolish sham, my father’s imitation earldom; and you have broken
my heart!”
“Oh, my child, what are you saying! I never dreamed of such a thing.”
“Oh, Howard, Howard, the things you have uttered when you were
forgetting to guard your tongue, have betrayed you.”
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