Humorous stories; Mistaken identity -- Fiction; United States -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction
“I’m so glad; so glad on Sally’s account, poor thing. We took you for a
departed materialized bank thief from Tahlequah. This will be a heavy
blow to Sellers.” Then he explained the whole matter to Berkeley, who
said:
“Well, the Claimant must manage to stand the blow, severe as it is. But
he’ll get over the disappointment.”
“Who—the colonel? He’ll get over it the minute he invents a new miracle
to take its place. And he’s already at it by this time. But look
here—what do you suppose became of the man you’ve been _representing_
all this time?”
“I don’t know. I saved his clothes—it was all I could do. I am afraid
he lost his life.”
“Well, you must have found twenty or thirty thousand dollars in those
clothes, in money or certificates of deposit.”
“No, I found only five hundred and a trifle. I borrowed the trifle and
banked the five hundred.”
“What’ll we do about it?”
“Return it to the owner.”
“It’s easy said, but not easy to manage. Let’s leave it alone till we
get Sellers’s advice. And that reminds me. I’ve got to run and meet
Sellers and explain who you are _not_ and who you _are_, or he’ll come
thundering in here to stop his daughter from marrying a phantom.
But—suppose your father came over here to break off the match?”
“Well, isn’t he down stairs getting acquainted with Sally? That’s all
safe.”
So Hawkins departed to meet and prepare the Sellerses.
Rossmore Towers saw great times and late hours during the succeeding
week. The two earls were such opposites in nature that they fraternized
at once. Sellers said privately that Rossmore was the most
extraordinary character he had ever met—a man just made out of the
condensed milk of human kindness, yet with the ability to totally hide
the fact from any but the most practised character-reader; a man whose
whole being was sweetness, patience and charity, yet with a cunning so
profound, an ability so marvelous in the acting of a double part, that
many a person of considerable intelligence might live with him for
centuries and never suspect the presence in him of these
characteristics.
Finally there was a quiet wedding at the Towers, instead of a big one
at the British embassy, with the militia and the fire brigades and the
temperance organizations on hand in torchlight procession, as at first
proposed by one of the earls. The art-firm and Barrow were present at
the wedding, and the tinner and Puss had been invited, but the tinner
was ill and Puss was nursing him—for they were engaged.
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The Sellerses were to go to England with their new allies for a brief
visit, but when it was time to take the train from Washington, the
colonel was missing.
Hawkins was going as far as New York with the party, and said he would
explain the matter on the road.
The explanation was in a letter left by the colonel in Hawkins’s hands.
In it he promised to join Mrs. Sellers later, in England, and then went
on to say:
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