That if a cat gets into a room where a baby is sleeping, the cat will suck the baby's breath and kill it. Sec.199 That all men named Clarence, Claude or Percy are sissies. Sec.200 That a street car conductor steals every fifth nickel. Sec.201 That the security of a bank is to be estimated in proportion to the solidity of the bank building. Sec.202 That seventy-five per cent of all taxicab drivers have at one time or another been in Sing Sing. Sec.203 That one can buy a fine suit of clothes in London for twelve dollars. Sec.204 That the chicken salad served in restaurants is always made of veal. Sec.205 That a play without a bed in it never makes any money in Paris. Sec.206 That Conan Doyle would have made a wonderful detective. Sec.207 That an oyster-shucker every month or so discovers a pearl which he goes out and sells for five hundred dollars. Sec.208 That a napkin is always wrapped around a champagne bottle for the purpose of hiding the label, and that the quality of the champagne may be judged by the amount of noise the cork makes when it is popped. Sec.209 That because a married woman remains loyal to her husband she loves him. Sec.210 That every time one blows oneself to a particularly expensive cigar and leans back to enjoy oneself with a good smoke after a hearty and satisfying dinner, the cigar proceeds to burn down the side. Sec.211 That when a police captain goes on a holiday he always gets boilingly drunk. Sec.212 That an Italian puts garlic in everything he eats, including coffee. Sec.213 That if one hits a negro on the head with a cobblestone, the cobblestone will break. Sec.214 That all nuns have entered convents because of unfortunate love affairs. Sec.215 That, being surrounded by alcoholic beverages and believing the temptation would be irresistible once he began, a bartender in the old days never took a drink. Sec.216 That all millionaires are born in small ramshackle houses situated near railroad tracks. Sec.217 That farmers afford particularly easy prey for book-agents and are the largest purchasers of cheap sets of Guy de Maupassant, Rudyard Kipling and O. Henry. Sec.218 That George Washington never told a lie. Sec.219 That a dark cigar is always a strong one. Sec.220 That the night air is poisonous. Sec.221 That a hair from a horse's tail, if put into a bottle of water, will turn into a snake. Sec.222 That champagne is the best of all wines. Sec.223 That it snowed every Christmas down to fifteen years ago. Sec.224 That if a young woman finds a piece of tea leaf floating around the top of her tea cup, it is a sign that she will be married before the end of the year. Sec.225 That if, after one lusty blow, a girl's birthday cake reveals nine candles still burning, it is a sign that it will be nine years before she gets married. Sec.226