That if, while promenading, a girl and her escort walk on either side of a water hydrant or other obstruction instead of both walking 'round it on the same side, they will have a misunderstanding before the month is over. Sec.227 That it is unlikely that a man and woman who enter a hotel without baggage after 10 P.M. and register are man and wife. Sec.228 That all country girls have clear, fresh, rosy complexions. Sec.229 That chorus girls spend the time during the entr'-actes sitting around naked in their dressing-rooms telling naughty stories. Sec.230 That many soldiers' lives have been saved in battle by bullets lodging in Bibles which they have carried in their breast pockets. Sec.231 That each year the Fourth of July exodus to the bathing beaches on the part of persons from the city establishes a new record. Sec.232 That women with red hair or wide nostrils are possessed of especially passionate natures. Sec.233 That three-fourths of the inhabitants of Denver are lungers who have gone there for the mountain air. Sec.234 That, when sojourning in Italy, one always feels very lazy. Sec.235 That the people of Johnstown, Pa., still talk of nothing but the flood. Sec.236 That there is no finer smell in the world than that of burning autumn leaves. Sec.237 That Jules Verne anticipated all the great modern inventions. Sec.238 That a man is always a much heartier eater than a woman. Sec.239 That all the girls in Mr. Ziegfeld's "Follies" are extraordinarily seductive, and that at least 40 head of bank cashiers are annually guilty of tapping the till in order to buy them diamonds and Russian sables. Sec.240 That a college sophomore is always a complete ignoramus. Sec.241 That rubbers in wet weather are a preventive of colds. Sec.242 That if one eats oysters in a month not containing an "r," one is certain to get ptomaine poisoning. Sec.243 That a woman with a 7-1/2-C foot always tries to squeeze it into a 4-1/2-A shoe. Sec.244 That no shop girl ever reads anything but Laura Jean Libbey and the cheap sex magazines. Sec.245 That there is something peculiar about a man who wears a red tie. Sec.246 That all Bolsheviki and Anarchists have whiskers. Sec.247 That all the millionaires of Pittsburgh are very loud fellows, and raise merry hell with the chorus girls every time they go to New York. Sec.248 That a man of fifty-five is always more experienced than a man of thirty-five. Sec.249 That new Bermuda potatoes come from Bermuda. Sec.250 That the boy who regularly stands at the foot of his class in school always turns out in later life to be very successful. Sec.251 That the ornamental daggers fashioned out of one hundred dollars' worth of Chinese coins strung together, which one buys in Pekin or Hong Kong for three dollars and a quarter, are fashioned out of one hundred dollars' worth of Chinese coins. Sec.252