That when Washington crossed the Delaware, he stood up in the bow of the boat holding aloft a large American flag. Sec.324 That whereas a man always hopes his first child will be a boy, his wife always hopes that it will be a girl. Sec.325 That the first time a boy smokes a cigar he always becomes deathly sick. Sec.326 That a woman always makes a practice of being deliberately late in keeping an appointment with a man. Sec.327 That if, encountering a savage beast in the jungle, one falls upon the ground, lies still and pretends that one is dead, the savage beast will promptly make off and not hurt one. Sec.328 That if one sits in front of the Cafe de la Paix, in Paris, one will soon or late see everybody in the world that one knows. Sec.329 That it is always twice as hard to get rid of a summer cold as to get rid of a winter cold. Sec.330 That a soft speaking voice is the invariable mark of a well-bred man. Sec.331 That the persons who most vociferously applaud the playing of "Dixie" in restaurants are all Northerners who have never been further South than Allentown, Pa. Sec.332 That the larger the dog, the safer he is for children. Sec.333 That Catholic priests never solicit money from their parishioners, but merely assess them so much a head, and make them pay up instantly. Sec.334 That nine times in ten when one is in pain, and a doctor assures one that he is squirting morphine into one's arm, what he is really squirting in is only warm water. Sec.335 That a German civilian, before the war, had to get off the sidewalk whenever an army lieutenant approached him on the street, and that, if he failed to do so instantly, the lieutenant was free to run him through with his sword. Sec.336 That while it may be possible, in every individual case of spiritualist communication with the dead, to prove fraud by the medium, the accumulated effect of such communications is to demonstrate the immortality of the soul. Sec.337 That an Italian who earns and saves $1,000 in America can take the money home, invest it in an estate, and live like a rich man thereafter. Sec.338 That all Mormons, despite the laws against it, still practise polygamy, and that they have agents all over the world recruiting cuties for their harems. Sec.339 That when a man goes to a photographer's to have his picture taken, the knowledge that he is having his picture taken always makes him very self-conscious, thus causing him to assume an expression which results in the photograph being an inaccurate likeness. Sec.340 That if the lower line on the palm of one's hand is a long one, it is a sign that one is going to live to a ripe old age. Sec.341 That Italian counts, before the war, always used to make their expenses when they came to America by acting as wine agents. Sec.342 That a Russian peasant, in the days of the czar, drank two quarts of vodka a day. Sec.343