That a German farmer can raise more produce on one acre of land than an American can raise on a hundred. Sec.344 That a boil on the neck purifies the blood and is worth $1,000. Sec.345 That whenever a Frenchman comes home unexpectedly, some friend of the family makes a quick sneak out of the back door. Sec.346 That every negro servant girl spends at least half of her wages on preparations for taking the kink out of her hair. Sec.347 That the licorice candy sold in cheap candy stores is made of old rubber boots. Sec.348 That if a boy is given all he wants to drink at home he will not drink when he is away from home. Sec.349 That the second-class passengers on a trans-Atlantic steamship always have more fun than the first-class passengers. Sec.350 That a drunken man always pronounces every "s" as "sh." Sec.351 That champagne will prevent seasickness. Sec.352 That thin wrists and slender ankles are unmistakable signs of aristocratic breeding. Sec.353 That when one asks a girl to go canoeing she always brings along a bright red or yellow sofa cushion. Sec.354 That when a woman buys cigars for a man she always judges the quality of the cigars by the magnificence of the cigar-bands. Sec.355 That candle light makes a woman forty-five years old look fifteen years younger. Sec.356 That the winters in the United States are a good deal less cold than they used to be, and that the change has been caused by the Gulf Stream. Sec.357 That the Thursday matinees given by Chauncey Olcott are attended only by Irish servant girls. Sec.358 That the reason the British authorities didn't lock up Bernard Shaw during the war was because they were afraid of his mind. Sec.359 That Professor Garner is able to carry on long and intimate conversations with monkeys in their own language. Sec.360 That oysters are a great aphrodisiac. Sec.361 That if one sleeps with one's head on a high pillow one will be round-shouldered. Sec.362 That coal miners get so dirty that they have to wash so often that they are the cleanest working-men in the world. Sec.363 That the average French housewife can make such a soup out of the contents of a garbage-can that the eater will think he is at the Ritz. Sec.364 That such authors as Dr. Frank Crane and Herbert Kaufman do not really believe what they write, but print it simply for the money that is in it. Sec.365 That the average newspaper cartoonist makes $100,000 a year. Sec.366 That when a play is given in an insane asylum the inmates always laugh at the tragic moments and cry at the humorous moments. Sec.367 That if a girl takes the last cake off a plate she will die an old maid. Sec.368 That men high in public affairs always read detective stories for diversion. Sec.369 That the wireless news bulletins posted daily on ocean liners are made up on board. Sec.370 That the Swiss, when they sing, always yodel. Sec.371 That all German housewives are very frugal.