Sec.372 That if one holds a buttercup under a person's chin and a yellow light is reflected upon that person's chin, it is a sign that he likes butter. Sec.373 That all penny-in-the-slot weighing machines make a fat woman lighter and a thin woman heavier. Sec.374 That in the period just before a woman's baby is born the woman's face takes on a peculiar spiritual and holy look. Sec.375 That when a Chinese laundryman hands one a slip for one's laundry, the Chinese letters which he writes on the slip have nothing to do with the laundry but are in reality a derogatory description of the owner. Sec.376 That an old woman with rheumatism in her leg can infallibly predict when it is going to rain. Sec.377 That Philadelphia is a very sleepy town. Sec.378 That it is impossible for a man to learn how to thread a needle. Sec.379 That there is something unmanly about a grown man playing the piano, save only when he plays it in a bordello. Sec.380 That a couple of quinine pills, with a chaser of rye whiskey, will cure a cold. Sec.381 That all Congressmen who voted for Prohibition are secret lushers and have heavy stocks of all sorts of liquors in their cellars. Sec.382 That a certain Exalted Personage in Washington is a gay dog with the ladies and used to cut up with a stock company actress. Sec.383 That all the best cooks are men. Sec.384 That all Japanese butlers are lieutenants in the Japanese Navy and that they read and copy all letters received by the folks they work for. Sec.385 That the best way to stop nose-bleed is to drop a door-key down the patient's back. Sec.386 That a thunder-storm will cause milk to turn sour. Sec.387 That if a man drinks three glasses of buttermilk every day he will never be ill. Sec.388 That whenever two Indians meet they greet each other with the word "How!" Sec.389 That the Justices of the Supreme Court of the United States all chew tobacco while hearing cases, but that they are very serious men otherwise, and never laugh, or look at a pretty girl, or get tight. Sec.390 That all negro prize-fighters marry white women, and that they afterward beat them. Sec.391 That New Orleans is a very gay town and full of beautiful French creoles. Sec.392 That gin is good for the kidneys. Sec.393 That the English lower classes are so servile that they say "Thank you, sir," if one kicks them in the pantaloons. Sec.394 That the gipsies who go about the country are all horse-thieves, and that they will put a spell upon the cattle of any farmer who has them arrested for stealing his mare. Sec.395 That every bachelor of easy means has an illicit affair with a grass widow in a near-by city and is the father of several illegitimate children. Sec.396 That a country editor receives so many presents of potatoes, corn, rutabagas, asparagus, country ham, carrots, turnips, etc., that he never has to buy any food. Sec.397