That whenever Prohibition is enforced in a region populated by negroes, they take to morphine, heroin and other powerful drugs, and begin murdering all of the white inhabitants. Sec.449 That all the great writers of the world now use typewriters. Sec.450 That all Presidents of the United States get many hot tips on the stock-market, but that they are too honourable to play them, and so turn them over to their wives, who make fortunes out of them. Sec.451 That Elihu Root is an intellectual giant, and that it is a pity the suspicion of him among farmers makes it impossible to elect him President. Sec.452 That no man not a sissy can ever learn to thread a needle or darn a sock. Sec.453 That all glass blowers soon or late die of consumption. Sec.454 That all women who go in bathing at the French seaside resorts affect very naughty one-piece bathing suits. Sec.455 That George M. Cohan and Irving Berlin can only play the piano with one finger. Sec.456 That farmers always go into gold mine swindles because of the magnificently embossed stock certificates. Sec.457 That the Germans eat six regular meals a day, and between times stave off their appetite with numerous Schweitzer cheese sandwiches, blutwurst and beer. Sec.458 That David Belasco teaches his actresses how to express emotion by knocking them down and pulling them around the stage by the hair. Sec.459 That only Americans travel in the first class carriages of foreign railway trains, and that fashionable Englishmen always travel third class. Sec.460 That the whiskey sold in blind pigs contains wood alcohol and causes those who drink it to go blind. Sec.461 That wealthy society women never wear their pearl necklaces in public, but always keep them at home in safes and wear indistinguishable imitations instead. Sec.462 That the late Charles Yerkes had no less than twenty girls, for each of whom he provided a Fifth Avenue mansion and a yearly income of $50,000. Sec.463 That when one goes to a railroad station to meet some one, the train is never on time. Sec.464 That the theatregoers in the Scandinavian countries care for nothing but Ibsen and Strindberg. Sec.465 That all doctors write prescriptions illegibly. Sec.466 That Englishwomen are very cold. Sec.467 That when the weather man predicts rain it always turns out fair, and that when he predicts fair it always rains. Sec.468 That lemon juice will remove freckles. Sec.469 That if a woman wears a string of amber beads she will never get a sore throat. Sec.470 That no well-bred person ever chews gum. Sec.471 That all actors sleep till noon, and spend the afternoon calling on women. Sec.472 That the men who make sauerkraut press it into barrels by jumping on it with their bare feet. Sec.473 That the moment a nigger gets eight dollars, he goes to a dentist and has one of his front teeth filled with gold. Sec.474