That one never sees a Frenchman drunk, all the souses whom one sees in Paris being Americans. Sec.475 That a daughter is always a much greater comfort to a mother in after life than a son. Sec.476 That a man with a weak, receding chin is always a nincompoop. Sec.477 That English butlers always look down on their American employers, and frequently have to leave the room to keep from laughing out loud. Sec.478 That the most faithful and loving of all dogs is the Newfoundland. Sec.479 That a man always dislikes his mother-in-law, and goes half-crazy every time she visits him. Sec.480 That if one doesn't scratch a mosquito bite it will stop itching. Sec.481 That all the men in the moving picture business were formerly cloak and suit merchants, and that they are now all millionaires. Sec.482 That the accumulation of money makes a man hard, and robs him of all his finer qualities. Sec.483 That, in an elevator, it is always a man who usurps the looking-glass. Sec.484 That it is very unlucky to wear an opal. Sec.485 That if a man's eyebrows meet, it is a sign that he has a very unpleasant nature. Sec.486 That a negro ball always ends up in a grand free-for-all fight, in which several coons are mortally slashed with razors. Sec.487 That if Houdini were locked up in Sing Sing, he would manage to make his get-away in less than half an hour's time. Sec.488 That Bob Ingersoll is in hell. THE END