The American Diary of a Japanese GirlNoguchi, Yoné
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The American Diary of a Japanese Girl
Noguchi, Yoné
Japan -- Fiction; Japanese -- United States -- Fiction
I rose. I approached him with secret step. I fell on him from his massy
back and cried:
“What are you scribbling?”
Erai, my honourable uncle!
He was translating Gibbon’s “History of Rome.”
I was stunned from the shame of taking him to be in such a wretched line
even in fancy.
I vowed to myself—with three low bows—to take perfect care of my noble
worker.
Then I gave him my sweet smile.
“Uncle, let me fix something more! Haven’t you anything? Tear your shirt
or pull off the buttons, then!”
20th—Already I could suck from the agile air the flavour of spring upon
the lawn.
I was roving by the rose-bushes along the street with scissors.
A gentleman passed by me. How sluggish his shoes sounded! He stopped,
waving his old-scented smile, and addressed me:
“Good morning, young lady!”
“Ohayo!”
“I perceive that you are Japanese.”
“Yes, sir!”
He stepped nearer to me. I took a peep at the Bible under his arm.
“Are you a Christian?” he lowered his tone.
“Don’t you read the Gospel?” his voice rose higher.
“Don’t you attend church?” his sound grew higher still.
“I love to be shocked. I couldn’t sustain myself against a bore. Church?
It’s too sleepy, don’t you know? I have remarked that God is with me
without any sort of prayer, if I trace the path of righteousness. A
minister is only a meddling grandmamma to my mind. If I ever build my
ideal city, two things shall not be tolerated. One is a lawyer’s office
and the other is a church. Church, sir! May I present you with one
rose?”
I raised me to place it in his coat.
“Here’s a letter for you, Morning Glory!”
I was rescued by my uncle. How angelic his voice rang!
“I’m sorry, I’m much occupied this very morning,” I said, bowing
slightly.
I pushed myself within the door.
Poor preacher!
21st—My answer to Oscar is as follows:
“DEAR HONOURABLE MR. ELLIS:
“Let me begin in respectable fashion!
“A Jap girl is awfully formal.
“Do you know, Mr. Ellis, whom you are addressing?
“I am an Oriental.
“Nippon daughters believe ‘ev’rithin’ a gentleman mentions.
“They have been fooled enough, I should declare, in American
fiction. Oscar—no, Mr. Ellis—don’t let me earn the anecdote that
I drifted to Ameriky to be toyed with! My ancestor did a
harakiri. I am pretty sure I have, then, to kill myself.
“Don’t recite again your honourable confession of love!
“It made me cry.
“My dark face with drenched eyes will degrade me to a hired
Chinese ‘crying woman.’
“Your narration was dramatic.
“Your cleverness is the most lamentable thing about you. Woman
used to love a bright fellow many years ago. Do you know that
the modern girl woos a stupid man?
“Please, don’t repeat again such an adjective as ‘heavenly’ for
my face! No one utters the word ‘heaven’ except in swearing.
Even ministers juggle with it for a jest in church, I suppose.
My face isn’t heavenly at all. You know it, don’t you?
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