But it is one thing to buy a Yucatecan horse, and it is quite another to
load him with portmanteaux sewn into sacks. The stallion, which, as the
strongest of the trio, we had selected to carry the heaviest of the
baggage, had not "signed on" for any such nonsense; and fixing us with
his one eye, which rolled as viciously as it could in its deserted
state, he signified intense dissatisfaction with all loads and
portmanteaux in particular by letting out his heels at the Mayor, and
then rearing up and pawing the air, Pegasus-fashion, over a knot of
sloppy becottoned troops who broke and ran in all directions. He was
really quite a nice horse. We afterwards nicknamed him Cyclops, in
affectionate allusion to his ocular defects, and grew to be quite fond
of him. But he was not at all nice on first acquaintance, and a crowd of
jeering Vallado-littles--far too scared to come within the lash of his
hoofs--collected at a respectful distance to watch the fun. The Mayor
had half an hour before presented us with a soldier servant who owned
the name Contrario, and rejoiced on all occasions in deserving it by his
obstinacy. We had come into the country expecting to find every man a
Buffalo Bill; but these troops were very disappointing; they were so
obtrusively foot-soldiers. They evidently agreed with the Psalmist that
"a horse is a vain thing for safety," and Contrario, told to hold
Cyclops, absolutely refused. But the crowd was growing with our anger,
and it was no time for mutiny, so by sheer physical force we made the
poor shivering wretch carry out our orders. Again and again we tried to
get the baggage on. No sooner did Cyclops feel the first pressure of the
load, which we adroitly brought up on his blind side, than he plunged
and bucked like the veriest broncho, throwing the baggage into the dust.
Disappointed in their malicious hope that we should have to give it up,
one or two of the crowd began to take a friendly interest in our
efforts, and one man, a big fellow for a Yucatecan but obviously as
timid of horses as our soldier servant, volunteered to help. This time
we got the twin sacks well over the stallion's back before he plunged,
and a rope, adroitly thrown round, kept them in position till he quieted
down and made up his mind to the inevitable. It was all over except the
jeering, and, fearful as we were of mounting our saddle horses and
leaving the recalcitrant Cyclops with his hated load to the feeble
management of Contrario, we ignominiously led the horses out of the
horrid little town amid an accompaniment of this from the citizens. But
it was such an infinite relief to turn our backs upon the city of
do-littles and brigands that we could have calmly borne twice the
mockery hurled at us by that yellow-faced shambling crowd.
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