But the mosquito cannot help all this. It is a sublime enthusiast. It
chucks good manners and caution to the wind. Think of its damp and
dreary past, its blighted life in a dank forest, nourished on the
moisture of plants! And then, like a bolt from the blue, comes a human
being! Along the serried ranks of mosquitoes the signal runs, "Blood!"
The mosquitoes "see blood." They are metamorphosed into fanatics as
wholehearted as the Dervishes who, spear in hand, see the joys of
Paradise and its black-eyed houris before them. If a mosquito was not a
fanatic, it would not make such a noise. A fanatic always dies
shrieking. There is nothing which prevents the Dervish-mosquito from
alighting quietly and getting to work long before you knew it was there.
The philosopher-mosquito does. It lights on you with such elastic tread
that the most sensitive skin would not feel it; and then it gets to work
with the cold, calm, cynical assurance of a practised dissector. But
this has its drawbacks too. The philosopher-mosquito is in danger by
reason of its own absorption. Concentrated upon its long drink, it gets
killed in a humiliating way, like a man on whom a five-ton chunk of
stone falls from a steam crane while he has his nose in a can of beer.
The Dervish-mosquito, on the other hand, falls fighting, brandishing its
spear, its wild battle-cry on its lips. One cannot help admiring the
Dervish-mosquito the most.
There were two or three old palm-thatched huts at San Benito, and we
slung our hammocks in the best-preserved one. If we lived a century we
should never forget our nights there. It is ridiculous to call them
nights. They were not nights at all; they were orgies of blood and
death. The mosquitoes flew at us, shrieking like rockets; and we
hammered them to death on one cheek or wiped them off from the other.
The persistence of those insects was truly appalling. We tried
everything. We had heard that if you let mosquitoes alone they are
content with one bite. Either there is nothing in this theory or the
insects of San Benito were the exceptions which proved the rule. With a
patience worthy of a racked Galileo we lay quite still and invited them
to become "free fooders." We prayed them to "bid us good-bye and go."
But they would not go. They found parting such sweet sorrow. Never did
Mary Jane's young man linger with such persistence in the hall over his
adieus as did those insects. They were not content with "one stroke and
divide." They flew off to the woods--at least a few of them did--and
brought a lot more. From free fooders they turned into whole-hoggers.
They had no gratitude, these winged gluttons. They were overdoing it. It
was not really kind, we felt, to encourage them in thus laying up the
seeds of disease for their old age. So we "called time" and started on
new tactics.
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