Have you heard of the Bowery boy who, being cut short in a hard life by a sore disease which quickly brought him to death's door, was informed by his physician that medicine could do nothing for him. "What's my chances, doctor?"--"Not worth speaking of." "One in twenty?"--"Oh, no." "In thirty?"--"No." "Fifty?"--"I think not." "A hundred?"--"Well, perhaps there may be one in a hundred." "I say, then, doctor," pulling him close down, and whispering with feeble earnestness in his ear, "jest go in like all thunder on that one chance." The doctor "went in," and the patient recovered. SETTING THE TIME.--576. A close-fisted old farmer had a likely daughter, whose opening charms attracted the attention of a certain young man. After some little manoeuvring, he ventured to open a courtship. On the first night of his appearance in the parlour, the old man, after dozing in his chair until nine o'clock, arose, and putting a log of wood on the fire, said as he left the room, "There, Nancy, when that log of wood burns out it is time for James to go home." REMARKABLY SOCIABLE.--577. Governor Powell, of Kentucky, was once a great favourite. He never was an orator, but his conversational, story-telling, and social qualities were remarkable. His great forte lay in establishing a personal intimacy with every one he met, and in this he was powerful in electioneering. He chewed immense quantities of tobacco, but never carried the weed himself, and was always begging it from every one he met. His residence was in Henderson, and in coming up the Ohio, past that place, I overheard the following characteristic anecdote of Lazarus:--A citizen of Henderson coming on board, fell into conversation with a passenger, who made some inquiries about Powell. "Lives in your place, I believe, don't he?"--"Yes; one of our oldest citizens." "Very sociable man, ain't he?"--"Remarkably so." "Well, I thought so. I think he is one of the most sociable men I ever met in all my life. Wonderfully sociable! I was introduced to him over at Grayson Springs, last summer, and he hadn't been with me ten minutes when he begged all the tobacco I had, got his feet up in my lap, and spit all over me! Re-mark-a-bly sociable!" THE HOUSE THAT JEFF. BUILT.--578. The _Hartford Post_ says:-- The following history of the celebrated edifice erected by J. Davis, Esq., is authentic. It was written for the purpose of giving infant politicians a clear, concise, and truthful description of the habitation, and the fortunes, and misfortunes, and doings of the inmates:-- I. THE SOUTHERN CONFEDERACY.--That is the house that Jeff. built. II. THE ETHIOPIAN.--This is the malt that lay in the house that Jeff. built. III. THE UNDERGROUND RAILROAD.--This is the rat that eat the malt that lay in the house that Jeff. built. IV. THE FUGITIVE SLAVE LAW.--This is the cat that killed the rat that eat the malt that lay in the house that Jeff. built.