Americans -- England -- Fiction; West Country (England) -- Fiction
"I stand it, like a donkey eats dachells:[*] I be built to. My
family's always had a marvellous power of putting up with hard
words from our betters. Not from smaller men, mind you, nor
yet from our equals; but what's simple impidence an' sauce not
to be borne from the common sort, be just greatness of mind in
the bettermost. They don't mean nothing. 'Tis only the haughty
blood in 'em."
[*] _Dachells_: Thistles.
"'Tis just their haughty blood that these here American chaps
won't sit down under no more," declared Mr. Beer. "There's no
bettermost among them, so I'm told. A man have got to work
his way to the top. He can't be born up top; though how it
answers to have no gentlefolks, I ban't witty enough to guess."
Malherb's great mastiff presently, by skill or accident,
discovered the thing that these men sought. Beside Childe's
desolated cenotaph the hound stopped, lifted up its head and
bayed. Then it began to dig, and the terriers, yelping loudly,
rushed to aid it. The men with their shovels made quick work,
and the corpse of Jonathan Miller lay revealed. Neither physical
agony nor mental grief clouded his features. His eyes were shut;
his countenance appeared placid under the gentle snow-slumber
that had led him through the Valley of the Shadow. All perceived
that they stood before one who had been their superior. Thomas
Putt touched his hat to the corpse. Beer dragged a bottle from
his pocket, then, appreciating the futility of troubling the dead,
prepared to put it away again with a sorrowful oath.
But Bickford proposed another course.
"He can't drink, poor hero, but us can. If you've brought
brandy, gi' me a drop, for I'm in a proper case for it. My feet
be just conkerbils of ice beneath me."
Therefore they all drank, and Woodman spoke as his turn came
for the bottle.
"Here's to the gen'leman," said he, "an' may he be out of
trouble for evermore."
"An' here's to his wife an' family," added Beer, wiping the
mouth of the bottle with his sleeve before he put it to his
lips. "You may be pretty sartain he's left a wife an' half a
dozen, for men in new countries allus get a quiver full, according
to the wonnerful wisdom of the Lord."
"An' I'll drink to the sexton," said Bickford, "because the
ground's froze two feet, an' the digging of this carpse's grave be
going to fetch out a proper sweat on some man."
"You take his honour's heels, will 'e, Woodman? An' walk
first. Me an' Putt will hold each a shoulder. You gather up the
tools, Bickford, an' keep back they dogs. Look at thicky baggering
hound! He knows he've done a clever thing an' wants the
world to know it."
So they returned and cast their features into a solemn mould at
the direction of Richard Beer.
"Us can't be axed to feel no more than the proper sorrow of
man for man," he explained, "but death's death; an' it might be
you or me as was going feet first an' shoulder high, but for the
goodness of God an' us being Englishmen."
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