Americans -- England -- Fiction; West Country (England) -- Fiction
"First, there's the matter of money," answered Bickford.
"What money be you going to part with? You'm made of banknotes
by the look of it. Maybe you'll never get the chance of
setting up two young men in life again."
"If I could get my hands on your dog's throat!"
"You can't; an' best be civil, or you'll repent it," answered
Bickford.
Then he took the amphora from Putt's hand, walked twenty
yards away, and set it up carefully on a rock.
"You said fifty each," said Mark as he returned. "I lay you
meant more." Then the labourer broke off and addressed his
companion. "Ban't no sin to drag money out of this old
mully-grubs; for you know so well as me that she never come by an
honest penny in her life. Now I've slicked up her trash 'pon
yonder rock, an' I be going to chuck stones at it till she comes to
my figure; and sarve her damn well right, for she's bad to the
bone--as all Dartymoor knows."
Lovey shrieked and Thomas Putt answered judicially--
"To terrify some money out of her be a fair thing. 'Tis
payment for what master suffered."
The woman screamed and groaned. She fell at their feet,
clasped their knees, grovelled, uttered blessings and cursings,
raved until a steam hung over her lips in the chill air, called upon
God and the devil to help her.
"What's the figure then?" asked Putt.
"Five hunderd--five hunderd pound this instant between you.
For your sweethearts for----"
In answer, and before Putt, who was well satisfied, could stop
him, Mark Bickford had flung a stone at the amphora. The
pebble started to the right, came round true with the throw, and
missed the precious vessel by inches. The woman followed the
flight, and a lifetime of agony passed over her in the space of
seconds. Then she turned upon Mark and poured forth a flood
of appalling curses.
"Ban't five hunderd enough?" asked Thomas calmly.
"No, Tom, it ban't," answered the avaricious Bickford. "This
here's the chance of a lifetime. Us'll be made men or mice, for
evermore."
Putt picked up a stone.
"I do think she'm rich enough to part with a bit more," he
said. "Now I be going to have a chuck, an' I'm a better shot
than him, ban't I, Mark?"
"Yes, you be."
"Three hunderd--three hunderd--four hunderd--four hunderd
for each of 'e. I'd tear my heart out for 'e if I could, you greedy,
cruel dogs. Spare it, spare all that an old woman have got in
the wide world. If you knew--if----"
Putt flung a stone and took care to do no harm. His missile fell
into the river a yard wide. Then Bickford prepared to fling again.
"Third time be lucky," he said. "I'll bet you all the old
bitch's money as I scat un to shivers now."
"Four fifty for each of 'e--four hunderd an' fifty each; an' it
do leave me picked clean to the bone."
She plunged her hand into her breast and dragged out a pile
of notes.
"Take it an' leave me to starve, you sarpints; you as rob
widows' houses. Take it; an' may it turn to hell fire an' burn
your entrails for everlasting!"
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