The Amouretta landscape, and other storiesAdams, Adeline
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The Amouretta landscape, and other stories
Adams, Adeline
American fiction -- 20th century; Short stories, American
We had a routine. From five till quarter past, Apollos and I disposed of
three buttered health biscuits and two hot doughnuts apiece, the whole
made interesting by the very good coffee which I myself made over an
oil stove; in the deep country, wise housekeepers ask no crack-of-dawn
exploits from any cook, no matter how greatly underworked. The doughnuts
down, we worked easily and steadily until my normal family breakfast, at
which I sat down with appetite. No loafing, however! At eight, Apollos
and I were in the studio again, working till noon. Thus Apollos posed six
hours, and Phineas four.
From the first, I tried to work in a little fatherly counsel for Apollos
during the pose. “That knee just a bit to the left, please, and the rear
hoof as far back as you can get it. Fine! Well, you know you’re in luck,
up here in the country air, along with a lad like Phineas! Not that he
poses any better than you; no one does. But his manners are certainly
good, aren’t they?”
“Are they, sir?”
I asked myself whether Apollos was perhaps jealous of his more fortunate
co-worker. His face, however, showed only a perfect Apollonian calm,
combined with a gratifying attention to business. It was a kneeling
pose, you remember; and those who have never knelt much can’t know
what grit it takes, when long drawn out. I thought it wiser to defer
advice to a more convenient season. Next morning, when I was working on
a comparatively easy place, I happened to say to Apollos that Phineas
talked remarkably well for a boy of his age. Apollos preserved his pose
and made no reply. I pressed the subject.
“Perfectly good talker, sir, just as you say,” replied Apollos, squirming
ever so slightly with the foot I was not modelling, “but of course you
hire us to pose, not talk. I rather fancied you liked the place kept
quiet.”
“Righto, boy. But sometimes a little conversation helps the slow minutes
to skip by.”
“That depends, sir.”
“On what?”
“Oh, on who does the talking, and what is said.”
The reply caught my fancy. I wondered what response Phineas, that
excellent conversationalist, would have made; I decided to put the same
question to him, in the afternoon. Unfortunately, his posing happened to
be less satisfactory than usual that day, and it thrust me out of the
mood for easy converse with him. Besides, he himself had so much to say
of his ambitions, prospects, and great-grandfathers, that I did not care
to add anything to the welter of talk. A few days later, however, I found
occasion to remind him that with his inheritance—I meant blue blood, of
course—he was fortunate in being able to help those boys with whom he
came in contact.
“I’ve tried to help Apollos with his manners,” he replied, “but,
confidentially, it’s rather uphill work.”
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