Criminals -- Fiction; New York (State) -- Social life and customs -- Fiction
One only had been known to resist--Sassy Sam, who with a dwarf's body
possessed a giant's soul.
Sassy Sam was a hatchet-man of dread eminence, belonging to the Hip Sing
Tong. Equipped of a Chinese sword, of singular yet murderous appearance,
he chased Mike the length of Pell Street. Mike out-ran Sassy Sam, which
was just as well. It took three shells of hop to calm Mike's perturbed
spirit; for he confessed to a congenital horror of steel.
“That's straight,” said Mike, as with shaking fingers he filled his
peanut-oil lamp, and made ready to cook himself a pill, “I never could
stand for a chive. An' say”--he shuddered--“that monk has: one longer'n
your arm.”
Sassy Sam and his snickersnee, however, did not cure Mike of his
weakness for punching the Mongolian head. Nothing short of death could
have done that.
Some six months prior to his caving in the skull of Low Foo, because
of those shirts improperly missing, Mike did that which led to
consequences. Prompted by an overplus of sweet, heady Chinese rum,
or perhaps it was the heroic example of Sassy Sam, Ling Tchen, being
surprised by Mike in Pell Street, did not--pig-tail flying--clatter
inside and lock his door. More and worse, he faced Mike, faced him,
coughed contumeliously and spat upon the cobbles. To merely soak Ling
Tchen would have been no adequate retort--Ling Tchen who thus studied to
shame him. Wherefore Mike killed him with a clasp knife, and even went
so far as to cut off the dead Tchen's head. The law might have taken
notice of this killing, but some forethoughtful friend had had wit
enough to tuck a gun beneath the dead Tchen's blouse, and thus it became
at once and obviously a case of self-defence.
There was a loose screw in the killing of Ling Tchen. The loose screw
dwelt not in the manner of that killing, which had been not only
thorough but artistic. Indeed, cutting off Ling Tchen's head as a finale
was nothing short of a stroke of genius. The loose screw was that Ling
Tchen belonged to the Hip Sing Tong; and the Hip Sing Tongs lived in
Pell Street, where Mike himself abode. To be sure, since Ling Tchen did
the provoking, Mike had had no choice. Still, it might have come off
better had Ling Tchen been an On Leon Tong. An On Leon Tong belongs in
Mott Street and doesn't dare poke his wheat-hued nose into Pell Street,
where the Four Brothers and the Hip Sing Tongs are at home.
Mike's room was in the rear, on the second floor of Number Twelve.
It pleased and soothed him, he said, as he smoked a pill, to hear the
muffled revelry below in Tony's. He had just come from his room upon
that shirt occasion which resulted so disastrously for Low Fee.
Mike was among friends in Tony's. Having told in full how he did up Low
Foo, and smashed that shirt thief's laundry, Mike drank two glasses of
beer, and said that he thought now he'd go upstairs and have a smoke.
“There must be somethin' in lickin' a chink,” expounded Mike, “that
makes a guy hanker for th' hop.”
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