Criminals -- Fiction; New York (State) -- Social life and customs -- Fiction
When the jury said “Guilty,” it filled Ellison with resentful amazement.
His angry wonder grew as the judge coldly mentioned that “from eight
to-twenty years.” He couldn't understand! The politicians had promised
to save him. It was only upon such assurance that he had concluded to
return. Safe in Baltimore, he could have safely continued in Baltimore.
Lured by false lights, misled by spurious promises, he had come back to
get “from eight to twenty years!” Cray and Savage rounded him up. All
his life a cop-fighter, he would have given those Central Office stars a
battle, had he realized what was in store for him and how like a rope of
sand were the promises of politicians!
My own introduction to Ellison and Razor Riley was in the Jefferson
Market court. That was several years ago. The day was the eighteenth of
March, and Magistrate Corrigan had invited me to a seat on the bench.
Ellison and Razor were arraigned for disorderly conduct. They had pushed
in the door of a Sixth Avenue bird and animal store, kept by an agitated
Italian, and in the language of the officer who made the collar, “didn't
do a thing to it.”
“They are guilty, your honor,” said their lawyer, manner deprecatory
and full of conciliation, with a view to softening the magisterial
heart--“they are guilty. And yet there is this in their defense. They
had been celebrating Saint Patrick's Day, over-celebrating it, perhaps,
your honor, and they didn't know what they were about. That's the mere
truth, your honor. Befuddled by too much and too fervently celebrating
the glorious day, they really didn't know what they were about.”
The lawyer waved a virtuous hand, as one who submitted affairs to the
mercy of an enlightened court.
Magistrate Corrigan was about to impose sentence, when the agitated
Italian broke forth.
“Don't I get-a my chance, judge?” he called out. “Certainly,” returned
Magistrate Corrigan, “what is it you want to say?”
“Judge, that-a guy”--pointing the finger of rebuttal at the lawyer--“he
say theese mans don't know what-a they do. One lie! They know what-a
they do all right. I show you, judge. They smash-a th' canaries, they
knock-a th' blocks off-a th' monks, they tear-a th' tails out of th'
macaws, but”--here his voice rose to a screech--“they nevair touch-a th'
bear.”
Magistrate Corrigan glanced at the policeman. The latter explained that,
while Ellison and Razor had spread wreck and havoc among the monkeys
and macaws, they had avoided even a remotest entanglement with a huge
cinnamon bear, chained in the center of the room. They had prudently
plowed 'round the bear.
“Twenty-five and costs!” said Magistrate Corrigan, a smile touching
the corners of his mouth. Then, raising a repressive palm towards the
lawyer, who betrayed symptoms of further oratory: “Not a word. Your
people get off very lightly. Upon the point you urge that these men
didn't know what they were about, the testimony of our Italian friend is
highly convincing.”
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