Criminals -- Fiction; New York (State) -- Social life and customs -- Fiction
“There's nothing in that disfranchisement thing, anyhow,” grumbled
the Humble Dutchman, who sat sourly listening. “I've been up th'
river twict, an' I've voted a dozen times every election since. Them
law-makin' stiffs is goin' to take your vote away! Say, that gives me a
pain!”
The Humble Dutchman got off the last in tones of supreme contempt.
Grouped around a table near the center, and under convoy of a Central
Office representative who performed towards them in the triple rôle of
guide, philosopher and friend, were gathered a half dozen Fifth Avenue
males and females, all members in good standing of the Purple and
Fine Linen Gang. Auggy, in the absence of Tricker, had received them
graciously, pressed cigars and drinks upon them, declining the while
their proffered money of the realm in a manner composite of suavity and
princely ease.
“It's an honor, loides an' gents,” said Auggy, “merely to see your maps
in the Stag at all. As for th' booze an' smokes, they're on th' house.
Your dough don't go here, see!”
The Purple and Fine Linen contingent called their visit slumming. If
they could have heard what Auggy, despite his beaming smiles and royal
liberality touching those refreshments, called both them and their
visit, after they had left, it might have set their patrician ears
afire.
Having done the Stag, and seen and heard and misunderstood things to
their slumming souls' content, the Purple and Fine Linen Gang said
goodbye. They must drop in--they explained--at the Haymarket, just
around the corner in Sixth Avenue. Auggy invited them to come again, but
was visibly relieved once they had gone their slumming way.
“I was afraid every minute some duck'd start something,” said Auggy,
“an' of course if anything did break loose--any little t'ing, if it
ain't no more than soakin' some dub in th' jaw--one of them Fift' Avenoo
dames's 'ud be bound to t'row a fit.”
“Say!” broke in Anna Gold resentfully; “it's somethin' fierce th' way
them high s'ciety fairies comes buttin' in on us. W'at do they think
they're tryin' to give us, anyway? For th' price of a beer, I'd have
snatched one of them baby-dolls baldheaded. I'd have nailed her be th'
mop; an' w'en I'd got t'rough doin' stunts wit' her, she wouldn't have
had to tell no one she'd been slummin'.”
“Now, forget it!” interposed Auggy warningly. “You go reachin' for any
skirt's puffs round here, an' it'll be the hurry-up wagon at a gallop
an' you for the cooler, Anna. The Stag's a quiet joint, an' that
rough-house stuff don't go. Chick won't stand for no one to get hoited.”
“Oh, Chick won't stand for no one to get hoited!” retorted the acrid
Anna, in mighty dudgeon. “An' the Stag's a quiet joint! Why, it ain't
six weeks since a guy pulls a cannister in this very room, an' shoots
Joe Rocks full of holes. You helps take him to the hospital yourself.”
“Cut out that Joe Rocks stuff,” commanded Aug-gy, with vast heat, “or
you'll hit the street on your frizzes--don't make no mistake!”
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