Criminals -- Fiction; New York (State) -- Social life and customs -- Fiction
“'Gaynor is a college graduate,' says the Demmycrat Clubber. 'Is he?'
says I. 'Well then he ought to chase around to that college an' make
'em give him back his money. They swindled him.' 'Look at th' friends he
has!' says th' Clubber. 'I've been admirin' 'em,' I says. 'What with one
thing an' another, them he's appointed to office has stole everything
but th' back fence.' 'But didn't Croker, in his time, hook him up with
Tammany Hall?' says th' Clubber; 'that ought to show you!' 'Croker
did,' says I; 'it's an old Croker trick. Croker was forever get-tin' th'
Gaynors an' th' Shepherds an' th' Astor-Chanlers an' th' Cord Meyers an'
all them high-fly-in' guys into Tammany. He does it for th' same reason
they puts a geranium in a tenement house window.' 'An' w'at may that
be?' asks the Clubber. 'Th' geranium's intended,' says I, 'to engage
th' eye of th' Health Inspector, an' distract his attention from th'
drain.'”
The Darby Kid, a bright dancing light in her eyes and all a-flutter,
rushed in. The Nailer crossed over to a table at which sat Mollie
Squint. The Darby Kid joined them.
“W'at do youse think?” cried the Darby Kid. “I'm comin' out of me flat
when th' postman slips me a letter from Harry th' Soldier.”
“Where is he?” asked Mollie Squint.
“That's th' funny part. He's in th' Eyetalian Army, an' headed for
Africa. That's a fine layout, I don't think! An' he says I'm th' only
goil he ever loves, an' asts me to join him! Ain't he got his nerve?”
“W'y? You ain't mad because he croaks Butch?”
“No. But me for Africa!--the ideer!”
“About Dopey Benny?” said the Nailer.
“Harry says Benny got four spaces in Canada. It's a bank trick--tryin'
to blow a box in Montreal or somethin'.”
“Then you won't join Harry?” remarked Mollie Squint.
“In Africa? When I do, I'll toin mission worker.”
The next day the Central Office knew all that the Darby Kid knew as to
Harry the Soldier. But why say it was she who squealed? The Nailer
and Mollie Squint were quite as well informed as herself, having read
Harry's letter.
To begin at the foundation and go to the eaves--which is the only right
way to build either a house or a story. Crazy Butch had reached his
twenty-eighth year, when he died and was laid to rest in accordance with
the ceremonial of his ancient church. He was a child of the East Side,
and his vices out-topped his virtues upon a principle of sixteen to one.
The parents of Butch may be curtly dismissed as unimportant. They
gave him neither care nor guidance, but left him to grow up, a moral
straggler, in what tangled fashion he would. Never once did they show
him the moral way in which he should go. Not that Butch would have taken
it if they had.
To Butch, as to Gangland in general, morality was as so much lost
motion. And, just as time-is money among honest folk, so was motion
money with Butch and his predatory kind. Old Jimmy correctly laid down
the Gangland position, which was Butch's position. Said old Jimmy:
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