The new bride seeing her father angry at her pleasant countenance,
said to him, For God’s sake, sir, do not reproach me wrongfully;
it is not the hump-back fellow, whom I abhor more than death; it is
not that monster I have married; every body laughed him to scorn,
and put him so out of countenance, that he was forced to run away
and hide himself, to make room for a charming young gentleman, who
is my real husband. --What fable do you tell me? said Schemseddin
Mohammed, roughly. What! did not crook-back lie with you to-night?
--No, sir, said she; it was that young gentleman I told you of, who
has large eyes and black eyebrows. At these words, the vizier lost
all patience, and fell into a terrible passion. --Ah! wicked woman,
said he, you will make me distracted! --It is you, father, said she,
that put me out of my senses by your incredulity. --So it is not
true, replied the vizier, that hump-back --Let us talk no more of
hump-back, said she; a curse upon hump-back! must I always have him
cast in my dish? Father, said she, I tell you once more, that I did
not bed with him, but with my dear spouse, who, I believe, is not
very far off.
Schemseddin Mohammed went out to seek him, but instead of seeing him
was mightily surprised to find hump-back with his head on the
ground, and his heels uppermost, as the genie had set him against
the wall. What is the meaning of this? said he; who placed you thus?
Crook-back, knowing it to be the vizier, answered, Alas! alas! it is
you then that would marry me to the mistress of a buffalo, the
sweetheart of an ugly genie; I won’t be your fool; you shan’t
put a trick upon me.
Schemseddin Mohammed, when he heard hump-back speak thus, thought he
was raving, and bid him move, and stand upon his legs. I will take
care how I do that, said hump-back, unless the sun be risen. --Know,
sir, that when I came hither last night, on a sudden, a black cat
appeared to me, and in an instant grew as big as a buffalo. I have
not forgot what he said to me; therefore, you may go about your
business, and leave me here. The vizier, instead of going away, took
him by the heels, and made him get up. Then hump-back ran off as
fast as he could, without looking behind him; and coming to the
palace, presented himself to the sultan, who laughed heartily when
he told him the story how the genie had served him.
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