Schemseddin Mohammed, who was naturally passionate, did not fail, on
this occasion, to display his anger. He went forthwith to his
sister-in-law’s tent, and making up to the eunuch, What! said he,
you pitiful wretch, have you the impudence to abuse the trust I
repose in you? Schaban, though sufficiently convicted by Agib’s
testimony, denied the fact still. But the child persisting in what
he had affirmed, Grandfather, said he, I can assure you we not only
eat, but we eat both of us so heartily, that we have no occasion for
supper; besides, the pastry-cook treated us also with a great bowl
of sherbet. Well, cried Schemseddin, turning to Schaban, after all
this, will you continue to deny that you entered the pastry-cook’s
house, and eat there? Schaban had still the impudence to swear it
was not true. Then you are a liar, said the vizier, I believe my
grandchild before I believe you; but after all, said he, if you can
eat up this cream tart that is upon the table, I shall be persuaded
you have truth on your side.
Though Schaban had crammed himself up to the throat before, he
agreed to stand that test, and accordingly took a piece of tart; but
his stomach rising against it, he was obliged to spit it out of his
mouth. Yet he still pursued the lie, and pretended he had over-eat
himself the day before, so that he had not recovered his appetite.
The vizier, irritated with all the eunuch’s frivolous pretences,
and convinced of his guilt, ordered him to lie flat upon the ground,
and to be soundly bastinadoed. In undergoing this punishment, the
poor wretch shrieked out aloud, and at last, confessed the truth. I
own, cries he, that we did eat a cream tart at the pastry-cook’s,
and that it was much better than that upon the table.
The widow of Nourreddin Ali thought it was out of spite to her, and
with a design to mortify her, that Schaban commended the
pastry-cook’s tart: and accordingly said, I cannot believe the
cook’s tarts are better than mine: I am resolved to satisfy myself
upon that head. Where does he live? Go immediately, and buy me one
of his tarts.
The eunuch having received of her what money was sufficient for that
purpose, repaired to Bedreddin’s shop, and addressing himself to
Bedreddin, Good Mr. Pastry-cook, said he, take this money here, and
let me have one of your cream tarts; one of our ladies wants to
taste them. Bedreddin chose one of the best, and gave it to the
eunuch: Take this, said he; I will engage it is an excellent one,
and I can assure you that no person is able to make the like, unless
it be my mother, who perhaps is still alive.
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