In the mean time, the maid told the doctor, that a man and a woman
waited for him at the door, desiring he would come down and look at
a sick man, whom they had brought with them, and clapping into his
hand the money she had received, the doctor was transported with
joy: being paid beforehand, he thought it was a good patient, and
should not be neglected. Light, light, cried he to the maid; follow
me nimbly. So saying, without staying for the light, he gets to the
stair-head in such haste, that, stumbling against the corpse, he
gave him a kick that made him tumble down to the stair-foot; he had
almost fallen himself along with him. A light! a light! cried he to
the maid; quick, quick! At last, the maid came with a light, and he
went down stairs with her; but when he saw that what he had kicked
down was a dead man, he was so frightened, that he invoked Moses,
Aaron, Joshua, Esdras, and all the other prophets of the law.
Unhappy man that I am! said he, why did I attempt to come down
without a light! I have killed the poor fellow that was brought to
me to be cured; questionless, I am the cause of his death, and
unless Esdras’s ass [68] comes to assist me, I am ruined. Mercy on
me! they will be here out of hand, and drag me out of my house for a
murderer.
Notwithstanding the perplexity and jeopardy he was in, he had the
precaution to shut his door, for fear any one passing by in the
street should observe the mischance of which he reckoned himself to
be the author. Then he took the corpse into his wife’s chamber,
who was ready to swoon at the sight. Alas! cried she, we are utterly
ruined and undone, unless we fall upon some expedient to get the
corpse out of our house this night. Beyond all question, if we
harbour it till morning, our lives must pay for it. What a sad
mischance is this! What did you do to kill this man? That is not the
question, replied the Jew; our business now is to find out a remedy
for such a shocking accident.
The doctor and his wife consulted together how to get rid of his
dead corpse that night. The doctor racked his brain in vain, he
could not think of any stratagem to get clear; but his wife, who was
more fertile in invention, said, I have a thought just come into my
head: let us carry the corpse to the leads of our house, and tumble
him down the chimney into the house of the Mussulman, our next
neighbour.
This Mussulman was one of the sultan’s purveyors for furnishing
oil, butter, and all sorts of fat articles, and had a magazine in
his house, where the rats and mice made prodigious havoc.
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