We may easily conceive what a fright the caliph was in: he then
repented, but too late, that he had not taken his vizier’s advice.
In the mean time, this unhappy prince, Giafar, Mesrour, the porter,
and the calenders, were upon the point of losing their lives by
their indiscreet curiosity. --But before they would strike the fatal
blow, one of the slaves said to Zobeide and her sisters, High,
mighty, and adorable mistresses, do you command us to cut their
throats? Stay, says Zobeide, I must examine them first. The
frightened porter interrupted her thus: In the name of heaven, do
not make me die for another man’s crime! I am innocent --they are
to blame. Alas! said he, crying, how pleasantly did we pass our
time! Those blind calenders are the cause of this misfortune; there
is no town in the world but suffers wherever these inauspicious
fellows come. Madam, I beg you not to destroy the innocent with the
guilty, and consider, that it is more glorious to pardon such a
wretch as I am, who have no way to help myself, than to sacrifice me
to your resentment.
Zobeide, notwithstanding her anger, could not but laugh within
herself at the porter’s lamentation; but, without answering him,
she spoke a second time to the rest: Answer me, said she, and tell
me who you are, otherwise you shall not live one moment longer. I
cannot believe you to be honest men, nor persons of authority or
distinction in your own countries; for if you were, you would have
been modest and more respectful to us.
The caliph, who was naturally impatient, was infinitely more
impatient than the rest, to find his life depend upon the command of
a lady justly incensed; but he began to conceive some hopes, when he
saw she would know who they were; for he imagined she would not take
away his life, when once she came to be informed who he was;
--therefore he spoke with a low voice to the vizier, who was near
him, to declare speedily who he was; but the vizier, being more
prudent, resolved to save his master’s honour, and not let the
world know the affront he had brought upon himself by his own
weakness; and therefore answered, We have what we deserve.
But if he would have spoke in obedience to the caliph, Zobeide did
not give him time, for, having turned to the calenders, and seeing
them all three blind with one eye, she asked if they were brothers.
One of them answered, No, madam, no otherwise than as we are
calenders; that is to say, as we observe the same rules. --Were you
born blind of the right eye? replied she. No, madam, answered he; I
lost my eye in such a surprising adventure, that it would be
instructive to every body were it in writing. After that misfortune,
I shaved my beard and eyebrows, and took the habit or a calender,
which I now wear.
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