Arabs -- Folklore; Fairy tales -- Arab countries; Tales -- Arab countries
The Queen of Beauty, who watched him, after entertaining herself
with his astonishment, undrew the curtains of the bed, and advancing
her head, said in a tender voice, “My lord, what are you doing at
the door? Come, and lie down again. You have been out of the room a
long time: I was much surprised, when I awoke, not to find you by my
side.” Bedreddin’s countenance changed, when he perceived that
the lady, who spoke to him, was the same charming person with whom
he remembered to have slept. He went into the chamber, but instead
of going to bed, as his mind was full of the thoughts of what had
passed during the last ten years, and he could not persuade himself
that so many events had taken place in only one night, he approached
the chair, where his clothes and purse of sequins were, and having
examined them with great attention, “By the great living God!”
cried he, “these are things which I cannot comprehend.” The
lady, who was diverted with his embarrassment, said to him, “Once
more, my dear lord, let me beg you to come to bed; what engages your
attention?” At these words, he advanced towards the Queen of
Beauty, “I entreat you, madam,” said he, “to acquaint me, if
it is long since I was with you.”--“The question surprises
me,” replied she, “did you not just now rise from my side? Your
mind must be strangely absent.”--“Madam,” resumed Bedreddin,
“my spirits certainly are not very composed. I remember to have
been with you, it is true; but I also remember to have lived ten
years at Damascus. If I have really slept with you this night, I
cannot have been absent so long.”--“Yes, my lord,” replied
the Queen of Beauty, “you have no doubt dreamt that you were at
Damascus.”--“Nothing can be so ridiculous,” cried Bedreddin,
bursting into a laugh, “I assure you, madam, that this dream will
appear to you very laughable. Imagine, if you please, that I found
myself at the gates of Damascus in my shirt and drawers, just as I
am at this moment; that I entered the city amidst the shouts and
hisses of the populace, who followed to insult me; that I took
refuge with a pastry-cook, who adopted me, taught me his business,
and left me all his property when he died; that after his death, I
kept his shop. In short, madam, an infinity of adventures befel me,
which would be too tedious to relate; all I can say is, that I did
well to awake, otherwise I should have been nailed to a stake.”
--“And why, pray,” said the Queen of Beauty, pretending
surprise, “were you to suffer so cruelly? You must have committed
some heinous crime.”--“No, indeed,” replied Bedreddin, “it
was for the most comical and ridiculous thing you can conceive. My
only crime was the having sold a cheesecake in which I had not put
any pepper.”--“I must confess,” said the lady, laughing
heartily, “that you were treated very unjustly.”--“Oh,
madam,” resumed he, “this was not all; on account of this cursed
cheesecake, in which I was accused of not having put any pepper,
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