The Art of Being Bored: A Comedy in Three ActsPailleron, Edouard
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The Art of Being Bored: A Comedy in Three Acts
Pailleron, Edouard
Comedy plays; French drama -- Translations into English
ROGER. What about? Oh—it’s absurd—don’t ask—it was base of me. Forgive
me, I beg you, forgive me!
SUZANNE. Then you’re not going to marry her?
ROGER. But I’m telling you——!
SUZANNE. Then I don’t understand at all. Only tell me you won’t marry
her, and I’ll believe you.
ROGER. Of course I won’t. What a child you are! Don’t cry, wipe your
eyes, my dear Suzanne, there’s nothing to cry about!
SUZANNE. I can’t help it!
ROGER. Why?
SUZANNE. I have only you in the world! I don’t want you to leave me!
ROGER. Leave you?
SUZANNE. (_Sobbing_) You know how jealous I am. You—you can’t
understand that! I saw this evening, when I tried to make you jealous
by talking with M. Bellac, that you didn’t seem to care at all. You
didn’t care anything about me!
ROGER. I wanted to kill him!
SUZANNE. To kill him? (_Puts her arms around his neck_) How nice you
are! Then you thought—?
ROGER. Let’s not say any more about that, it’s all over, forgotten, the
past is dead. Let’s begin all over again: from my arrival—How are you,
Suzanne? How are you, dear? It’s been so long since I’ve seen you! Come
to me, dear, the way you used to! (_He seats himself with her beside
him_)
SUZANNE. Oh, Roger, how nice you are! What lovely things you say! You
love me better than you love her, then?
ROGER. (_With feeling_) Love you! But isn’t it my duty to love you? As
a relative, as a tutor, as an honest man? Love you! When I read that
letter I don’t know what happened to me—then I understood how deep my
feelings were—yes, I love you, my dear child, my divine creature! More
than I ever imagined I did! And I want you to know—(_Tenderly_)—don’t
you feel that I love you deeply, dear little Suzanne?
SUZANNE. (_A little surprised at his vehemence_) Yes—Roger——
ROGER. The way you look at me—I frightened you—you don’t believe me—I’m
not used to—I’m not used to saying tender things, I’m awkward—I don’t
know how to say those things—one’s emotions are influenced by maternal
training and you know my mother; she has made a dryasdust scientist
of me. Science has been my sole preoccupation—You have been my sole
distraction—the one ray of sunshine in my dreary youth. You have only
me and I have only you—and I, my dear child, whom else have I to love
but you?—And I didn’t know! You have charmed me as one is charmed by a
child!—With your simplicity, with your grace! I was your teacher, but
your pupil as well. While I was nursing your mind to blossom forth into
thought, you were planting seeds of tenderness in my heart. I taught
you to read, you taught me to—love! It was your tiny pink fingers, the
silk of your golden hair that woke my heart to its first kisses! You
crept into my heart then, and you have grown now until your soul has
filled mine! (_Pause_) Now do you believe me?
SUZANNE. (_Moved, she rises and speaks in a low voice_) Let’s go!
ROGER. Why?—Where?
SUZANNE. (_Troubled_) Away from here.
ROGER. But why?
SUZANNE. It’s so dark!
ROGER. But, just a moment ago——
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