American prose literature; English prose literature; Narration (Rhetoric)
“In becoming a Real American, I become Paul _Bunyan_,” he declared.
“I am Paul _Bunyon_ no more. Even so shall my blue ox calf be called
Babe, and Bébé no longer. We are now Real Americans both, hearts,
souls and hides.”
After uttering these words with feeling and solemnity, an emotion
more expansive, more uplifting and more inspiring than any he had
ever known possessed Paul Bunyan and transfigured him. His chest
swelled, his eyes danced and glittered, and his cheeks shone rosily
through the black curls of his beard.
“And I’m glad of it!” he roared. “By the holy old mackinaw, and by
the hell-jumping, high-tailed, fuzzy-eared, whistling old jeem cris
and seventeen slippery saints, I’m _proud_ of it, too! Gloriously
proud!”
Then he felt amazed beyond words that the simple fact of entering
Real America and becoming a Real American could make him feel so
exalted, so pure, so noble, so good. And an indomitable conquering
spirit had come to him also. He now felt that he could whip his
weight in wildcats, that he could pull the clouds out of the sky, or
chew up stones, or tell the whole world anything.
“Since becoming a Real American,” roared Paul Bunyan, “I can look any
man straight in the eye and tell him to go to hell! If I could meet
a man of my own size, I’d prove this instantly. We may find such a
man and celebrate our naturalization in a Real American manner. We
shall see. Yay, Babe!”
Then the two great Real Americans leaped over the Border. Freedom
and Inspiration and Uplift were in the very air of this country, and
Babe and Paul Bunyan got more noble feelings in every breath. They
were greatly exhilarated physically at first; and they galloped over
valleys and hills without looking about them, but only breathing this
soul-flushing air and roaring and bellowing their delight in it.
But before the day was over, Paul Bunyan discovered that Real America
had its sober, matter-of-fact side also. A whisper stirred in his
heart: “To work! Take advantage of your opportunity!” The whisper got
louder and more insistent every moment; and at last the idea it spoke
possessed Paul Bunyan, and he sat down to ponder it, letting Babe
graze and roll on the clover-covered hills.
Now the whisper became an insistent cry: “Work! Work! Work!” Paul
Bunyan looked up, and he seemed to see the word shining among the
clouds; he looked down then into the vast valley, and he seemed to
see--by the holy old mackinaw! he did see--the forest of his second
dream! And now he knew it: his Life Work was to begin here.
For many days and nights Paul Bunyan pondered on the hillside before
the Great Idea came to him. Like all Great Ideas, it was simple
enough, once he had thought of it. Real America was covered with
forests. A forest was composed of trees. A felled and trimmed tree
was a log. Paul Bunyan threw aside his pine tree beard brush and
jumped to his feet with a great shout.
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