American prose literature; English prose literature; Narration (Rhetoric)
What a delightful picture one gets of it all, of the sedate,
pleasure-loving old town with its abbey-bells ringing out a welcome
to each fashionable arrival, with Beau Nash hurrying down the
cobbled streets, his famous white beaver hat on his head, to pay
his compliments to each newcomer. And what a gay figure he himself
must have cut in those resplendent days; indeed, we learn from Lord
Chesterfield that his attire was on one occasion so gorgeous “that as
he stood by chance in the midst of the dancers he was taken by many
to be a gilt garland.” Though Beau Nash was fond of declaring that
“Wit, flattery, and fine clothes were enough to debauch a nunnery,”
there is little evidence that he himself ever indulged in intrigues
with his fair visitors who every morning like so many lovely nymphs
stepped into the elegant health-giving waters and received from the
hands of their attendants “little floating dishes into which to lay
their handkerchiefs, little nosegays, and sweetmeats.” Judging by the
standards of the eighteenth century, it would seem that his personal
life defied criticism, for in an age “when a fellow of high humour
would drink no wine but what was strained through his mistress’s
smock,” he can scarcely be condemned for accepting the blandishments
bestowed upon him by his three successive adorers, Lady Betty Besom,
Hannah Lightfoot, and Juliana Popjoy.
An issue of the _Gentleman’s Magazine_ at the end of the eighteenth
century throws a remarkable light upon the latter years of the last
of these women. “Juliana Popjoy,” it says, “died last week. For
thirty or forty years she has lived in a hollow tree. She had been
mistress to the famous Beau Nash of Bath.”
In Wesley’s journal we find a curious description of a meeting
that took place between that honest rantipole evangelist and Beau
Nash. Wesley had come to hold a conventicle at Bath, which was, of
course, the very stronghold of frivolity. Before his service opened
Nash appeared and did not hesitate to protest that his preaching
“frightened the people out of their wits.”
“Sir, did you ever hear me preach?” inquired the Puritan of the Dandy.
“No,” came the answer, “but I judge by common report.”
“Common report, Sir, is not enough. Give me leave, Sir, to ask is not
your name Nash?”
“My name is Nash.”
“Sir, I dare not judge of you by common report.” And with that, so
the story runs, the man of fashion uttered not a word more, but
walked silently away.
Are we to suppose that, as sometimes happens to simple souls, Beau
Nash experienced at that moment a new and strange misgiving as to
the import of the superficial existence which surrounded him and
which in part he himself had been responsible for calling into
existence? And is there perhaps some connection between his religious
susceptibilities on that occasion and the extraordinary conduct of
his lady in taking up her residence where patches and cosmetics were
replaced by owls’ pellets and bats’ droppings?
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