American prose literature; English prose literature; Narration (Rhetoric)
The lawyer paused and unfolded his arms, laying one clenched fist
quietly on the table. “I’ll tell you why. Because you drummed
nothing but money and knavery into their ears from the time they
wore knickerbockers; because you carped away at them as you’ve been
carping here tonight, holding our friends Phelps and Elder up to them
for their models, as our grandfathers held up George Washington and
John Adams. But the boys were young, and raw at the business you put
them to, and how could they match coppers with such artists as Phelps
and Elder? You wanted them to be successful rascals; they were only
unsuccessful ones--that’s all the difference. There was only one boy
ever raised in this borderland between ruffianism and civilization
who didn’t come to grief, and you hated Harvey Merrick more for
winning out than you hated all the other boys who got under the
wheels. Lord, Lord, how you did hate him! Phelps, here, is fond of
saying that he could buy and sell us all out any time he’s a mind to;
but he knew Harve wouldn’t have given a tinker’s damn for his bank
and all his cattlefarms put together; and a lack of appreciation,
that way, goes hard with Phelps.
“Old Nimrod thinks Harve drank too much; and this from such as Nimrod
and me!
“Brother Elder says Harve was too free with the old man’s money--fell
short in filial consideration, maybe. Well, we can all remember the
very tone in which brother Elder swore his own father was a liar, in
the county court; and we all know that the old man came out of that
partnership with his son as bare as a sheared lamb. But maybe I’m
getting personal, and I’d better be driving ahead at what I want to
say.”
The lawyer paused a moment, squared his heavy shoulders, and went on:
“Harvey Merrick and I went to school together, back East. We were
dead in earnest, and we wanted you all to be proud of us some day. We
meant to be great men. Even I, and I haven’t lost my sense of humour,
gentlemen, I meant to be a great man. I came back here to practise,
and I found you didn’t in the least want me to be a great man. You
wanted me to be a shrewd lawyer--oh, yes! Our veteran here wanted me
to get him an increase of pension, because he had dyspepsia; Phelps
wanted a new county survey that would put the widow Wilson’s little
bottom farm inside his south line; Elder wanted to lend money at 5
per cent a month, and get it collected; and Stark here wanted to
wheedle old women up in Vermont into investing their annuities in
real estate mortgages that are not worth the paper they are written
on. Oh, you needed me hard enough, and you’ll go on needing me!
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