The Astonishing History of Troy TownQuiller-Couch, Arthur
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The Astonishing History of Troy Town
Quiller-Couch, Arthur
Cornwall (England : County) -- Fiction
It was Mr. Fogo; but whether dead or alive she could not say.
Down on the mud she knelt, and, turning him gently over, looked
into his face. It was streaked with slime, and powdered with a
yellowish flake, as of sand. His locks were singed most pitifully.
She started up, took him by the shoulders, and tried to drag him up
to the firmer shingle.
Mr. Fogo opened his eyes and shut them again, feebly.
"Not dead! Oh! thank Heaven you are not dead."
With a sob she dropped again beside him, and brushed the flaked
powder from his eye-lashes.
He opened his eyes again.
"Would you mind speaking up? I--I think I am a little deaf."
"I thought you were dead," she cried, in a louder tone.
"No-o, I am not dead. Oh! no; decidedly I am not dead. It--it was
the Tea, I fancy."
He added this apologetically, much as some gentlemen are wont to
plead "the salmon."
Apparently believing the explanation sufficient, he shut his eyes
again, and seemed inclined to go to sleep.
"The Tea?" questioned Tamsin, chafing his hands.
"Or the Honey, perhaps--or the Putty," he answered drowsily.
Then, opening his eyes and sitting up with a start, "Upon my soul, I
don't know which. It _called_ itself Tea, but I'm--bound--to--
admit--"
He was nodding again. Utterly perplexed, Tamsin leant back and
regarded him.
"Can you walk, if you lean on my arm?"
"Walk? Oh! yes, I can walk. Why not?"
But it seemed that he was mistaken; for, in attempting to start, he
groped about for a bit and then sat down suddenly. Tamsin helped him
to his feet.
The reader has long ago guessed the cause of the catastrophe. It was
dynamite--conspirators' dynamite, and therefore ill-prepared.
Now dynamite, when it explodes, acts, we are told, with "local
partiality"; and of this term we may remark--
That it is given as an explanation by men of science,
Without being a "scientific" explanation;
But is, in fact, a "metaphysical" explanation,
And therefore no explanation at all of
The astonishing fact that dynamite hits one thing and does not
hit another.
In the case of Mr. Fogo, his top-hat had vanished, but the brim still
clung to his head, like a halo. His spectacles and one boot had
gone; the other boot was unlaced. His coat was split up the back,
and his collar had broken away, but his tie was barely disarranged.
He has since declared that he left the schooner with two-and-sixpence
in his trowser pocket, and came ashore with two-and-a-penny; but this
was in an account delivered to a scientific audience, and is thought
to have been a joke.
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