CHANCELLOR. Is the Lady Violetta ready to produce her work?
VIOLETTA. I don't understand what you mean by work, Chancellor.
Oh, the tarts! (_Nervously_) They were quite simple--quite simple
to make--no work at all--A little imagination is all one needs
for such things, just imagination. You agree with me, don't you,
Pompy, that imagination will work wonders--will do almost
anything, in fact? I remember--
POMPDEBILE. The Pastry Cooks will remove the tarts from the oven.
VIOLETTA. Oh, _no_, Pompy! They are not finished or cooked,
or whatever one calls it. They are not. The last five minutes is
of the greatest importance. Please don't let them touch them!
_Please_--
POMPDEBILE. There, there, my dear Violetta, calm yourself. If you
wish, they will put them back again. There can be no harm in
looking at them. Come, I will hold your hand.
VIOLETTA. That will help a great deal, Pompy, your holding my
hand.
(_She scrambles up on the throne beside the_ KING.)
CHANCELLOR (_in horror_). On the throne, Your Majesty?
POMPDEBILE. Of course not, Chancellor. We regret that you are not
yet entitled to sit on the throne, my dear. In a little while--
VIOLETTA (_coming down_). Oh, I see. May I sit here, Chancellor, in
this seemingly humble position at his feet? Of course, I can't
_really_ be humble when he is holding my hand and enjoying
it so much.
POMPDEBILE. Violetta! (_To the_ PASTRY COOKS) Sample the tarts.
This suspense is unbearable!
(_The_ KING'S _voice is husky with excitement. The two_ PASTRY COOKS,
_after bowing with great ceremony to the_ KING, _to each other, to
the_ CHANCELLOR--_for this is the most important moment of their
lives by far--walk to the oven door and open it, impressively.
They fall back in astonishment so great that they lose their
balance, but they quickly scramble to their feet again_).
YELLOW HOSE. Your Majesty, there are no tarts there!
BLUE HOSE. Your Majesty, the tarts have gone!
VIOLETTA (_clasping her hands_). Gone! Oh, where could they have
gone?
POMPDEBILB (_coming down from throne_). That is impossible.
PASTRY COOKS (_greatly excited_). You see, you see, the oven is
empty as a drum.
POMPDEBILE (_to_ VIOLETTA). Did you go out of this room?
VIOLETTA (_wailing_). Only for a few minutes, Pompy, to powder my
nose before the mirror in the pantry. (_To_ PASTRY COOKS) When one
cooks one becomes so disheveled, doesn't one? But if I had
thought for one little minute--
POMPDEBILE (_interrupting_). The tarts have been stolen!
VIOLETTA (_with a shriek, throwing herself on a chair_). Stolen!
Oh, I shall faint; help me. Oh, oh, to think that any one would
take my delicious little, my dear little tarts. My salts. Oh! Oh!
(PASTRY COOKS _run to the door and call._)
YELLOW HOSE. Salts! Bring the Lady Violetta's salts.
BLUE HOSE. The Lady Violetta has fainted!
(URSULA _enters hurriedly bearing a smelling-bottle._)
URSULA. Here, here--What has happened? Oh, My Lady, my sweet
mistress!
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