The Atlantic Monthly, Volume 02, No. 13, November, 1858: A Magazine of Literature, Art, and PoliticsVarious
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The Atlantic Monthly, Volume 02, No. 13, November, 1858: A Magazine of Literature, Art, and Politics
Various
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And now it was that Jodoque, the Discomfited, again came upon the
stage. Having been laughed at by every soul in the village, that
poor bachelor went to his lonely house, took a small mug of
consolatory weak beer, felt convinced that all women were deceivers,
vowed that from that time forth he would think no more of matrimony,
and went to bed in the dark,--prompted thereto by the power of
economy in candles. He had fallen asleep, and slept soundly, when
thrift prompted him to remember that one piece of cloth, several
balls of wool, and one white rabbit,--his property,--were at that
moment at the deceiver Bertha's. Why should he, the deceived, make
the married pair happy, with one piece of cloth, several balls of
wool, and a white rabbit? And Jodoque woke up to the terrible truth
in a cold sweat. The articles in question were at the deceiver
Bertha's. At the first break of day he would go and demand his
property. Being unable to sleep through the remainder of the dark
hours, he presented but a disreputable appearance when he clapped to
the little door of his house.
It was barely light, and it was not an overpowering distance for
Jodoque to walk from his house to Bertha's. He knew the household
would not be up, but he determined to sit down before it,--besiege
it, in fact,--and carry off the cloth, the wool, and the white rabbit,
when the enemy should first be moving.
And this is what he saw, as he came up to the cottage:--A young
officer in the French uniform was getting in at Bertha's
kitchen-window. Jodoque seized the idea, as though it were the white
rabbit,--this was the French officer who had escaped yesterday,
endeavoring to hide himself in Bertha's house.
Jodoque did not instantly rush forward to re-arrest this prisoner;
but it struck him there must be a reward for the recapture; so,
determining upon taking the prisoner and the basket at one fell swoop,
he tore away to the burgomaster's to inform him of the discovery. He
reached the official residence, and drew the pompous little
burgomaster to his bedroom-window in a moment. The burgomaster was
rather scandalized that such a respectable man as Jodoque should be
out at such an hour; but when he heard the information, he grew
considerably cold, and rather wished the French fleet would
successfully challenge the place at once, and relieve him of his
admirable chance of the halter.
Was ever burgomaster in such a fix? He wished his ardent longing for
that position had been strangled at his birth. No,--he had saved his
neck from the French, he thought to himself, by conniving at the escape
of a French officer the day previous, and now his neck was in danger
for having very properly tried to save it on that previous day.
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