The Atlantic Monthly, Volume 02, No. 13, November, 1858: A Magazine of Literature, Art, and PoliticsVarious
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The Atlantic Monthly, Volume 02, No. 13, November, 1858: A Magazine of Literature, Art, and Politics
Various
American periodicals
He was a man that loved to stick round home as much as any cat you
ever see in your life. He used to say he'd as lief have a tooth
pulled as go away anywheres. Always got sick, he said, when he went
away, and never sick when he didn't. Pretty nigh killed himself goin'
about lecterin' two or three winters,--talkin' in cold country
lyceums,--as he used to say,--goin' home to cold parlors and bein'
treated to cold apples and cold water, and then goin' up into a cold
bed in a cold chamber, and comin' home next mornin' with a cold in
his head as bad as the horse-distemper. Then he'd look kind of sorry
for havin' said it, and tell how kind some of the good women was to
him,--how one spread an edder-down comforter for him, and another
fixed up somethin' hot for him after the lecter, and another one said,
--"There now, you smoke that cigar of yours after the lecter, jest
as if you was at home,"--and if they'd all been like that, he'd have
gone on lectering forever, but, as it was, he had got pooty nigh
enough of it, and preferred a nateral death to puttin' himself out
of the world by such violent means as lecterin'.
He used to say that he was always good company enough, if he wasn't
froze to death, and if he wasn't pinned in a corner so't he couldn't
clear out when he'd got as much as he wanted. But he was a dreadful
uneven creetur in his talk, and I've heerd a smart young man that's
one of my boarders say, he believed he had a lid to the top of his
head, and took his brains out and left 'em up-stairs sometimes when
he come down in the mornin'.--About his ways, he was spry and quick
and impatient, and, except in a good company,--he used to say,--where
he could get away at any minute, he didn't like to set still very
long to once, but wanted to be off walkin', or rowin' round
in one of them queer boats of his, and he was the solitariest
creetur in his goin's about (except when he could get that
schoolmistress to trail round with him) that ever you see in your
life. He used to say that usin' two eyes and two legs at once, and
keepin' one tongue a-goin', too, was too sharp practice for him; so
he had a way of dodgin' round all sorts of odd streets, I've heerd
say, where he wouldn't meet people that would stick to him.
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