The Atlantic Monthly, Volume 15, No. 90, April, 1865: A Magazine of Literature, Art, and PoliticsVarious
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The Atlantic Monthly, Volume 15, No. 90, April, 1865: A Magazine of Literature, Art, and Politics
Various
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When I say "Southern" principals, I do not mean to indicate their
nativity; for I suppose no Southerner ever taught a Northerner anything
until Bull Run, when the lesson was, not to despise one's enemy, but to
beat him. Nor do I intend to call them pro-slavery men in the obnoxious
sense. Like many good men of the day, they depended largely on Southern
patronage, and opposed all discussion of what they called "political
differences." At that day, in most famous schools, "Liberty" used to be
cut out of a boy's composition, if it meant anything more than an
exhibition-day splurge with reference to the eagle and the banner in the
immediate context.
Among the large crowd of young Southerners sent to this school, I began
preaching emancipation in my pinafore. Mounted upon a window-seat in an
alcove of the great play-hall, I passed recess after recess in
haranguing a multitude upon the subject of Freedom, with as little
success as most apostles, and with only less than their crown of
martyrdom, because, though small boys are more malicious than men, they
cannot hit so hard.
On one occasion, brought to bay by a sophism, I answered unwisely, but
made a good friend. A little Southerner (as often since a large one)
turned on me fiercely and said,--
"Would you marry a nigger?"
Resolved to die by my premises, I gave a great gulp and said,--
"Yes!"
Of course one general shout of derision ascended from the throng.
Nothing but the ringing of the bell prevented me from accepting on the
spot the challenge to a fist-fight of a boy whom Lee has since cashiered
from his colonelcy for selling the commissions in his regiment. After
school I was taken in hand by a gentleman, then one of our
belles-lettres teachers, but now a well-known and eloquent divine in New
York city, who for the first time showed me how to beat an antagonist by
avoiding his deductions.
"Tell G. the next time," said the present Rev. Dr. W., "that, if you saw
a poor beggar-woman dying of cold and hunger, you would do all in your
power to help her, though you might be far enough from wanting to marry
her."
How many a _non-sequitur_ of people who didn't sit in the boys' gallery
has this simple little formula of Dr. W.'s helped me to shed aside since
then!
* * * * *
Just after the John Brown raid, I went to Florida. I remained in the
State from the first of January till the first week of the May
following. I found there the climate of Utopia, the scenery of Paradise,
and the social system of Hell.
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