The Atlantic Monthly, Volume 15, No. 90, April, 1865: A Magazine of Literature, Art, and PoliticsVarious
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The Atlantic Monthly, Volume 15, No. 90, April, 1865: A Magazine of Literature, Art, and Politics
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"It'll all be right," says the Deacon. "'Blessed are the mourners,' is
the Scripteral language, 'for they shall inherit the earth.'"
"No, not that, Deacon," says the minister, to whom a misquotation was
like a wound in the flesh; "the last thing I want is to inherit the
earth. 'They shall be comforted,'--that's the promise, Deacon, and I
count on it."
It was mortifying to his visitor to be caught napping on so familiar a
text; the parson saw it, and spoke consolingly. But if not strong in
texts, the Deacon knew what his strong points were; so, before leaving,
he invites a little offhand discussion of more familiar topics.
"Pootty tight spell o' weather we've been havin', Parson."
"Rather cool, certainly," says the unsuspecting clergyman.
"Got all your winter's stock o' wood in yit?"
"No, I haven't," says the parson.
"Waael, Mr. Johns, I've got a lot of pastur'-hickory cut and corded,
that's well seared over now,--and if you'd like some of it, I can let
you have it _very reasonable indeed_."
The sympathy of the Elderkins, if less formal, was none the less hearty.
The Squire had been largely instrumental in securing the settlement of
Mr. Johns, and had been a political friend of his father's. In early
life he had been engaged in the West India trade from the neighboring
port of Middletown; and on one or two occasions he had himself made the
voyage to Porto Rico, taking out a cargo of horses, and bringing back
sugar, molasses, and rum. But it was remarked approvingly in the
bar-room of the Eagle Tavern that this foreign travel had not made the
Squire proud,--nor yet the moderate fortune which he had secured by the
business, in which he was still understood to bear an interest. His
paternal home in Ashfield he had fitted up some years before with
balustrade and other architectural adornments, which, it was averred by
the learned in those matters, were copied from certain palatial
residences in the West Indies.
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