The Atlantic Monthly, Volume 18, No. 105, July 1866: A Magazine of Literature, Science, Art, and PoliticsVarious
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The Atlantic Monthly, Volume 18, No. 105, July 1866: A Magazine of Literature, Science, Art, and Politics
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And a very large bundle it was, as it lay, in _disjecta membra_, before
the astonished eyes of the first learned palaeontologist who gazed, in
wondering delight, on its strange proportions. As it rears its ungainly
form some eighteen feet above us, Madam, you may gather some idea of
what it was in its native forests, I don't know how many hundreds of
thousands of years ago. You need not snuggle up to me so, Tommy. The
creature is not alive, unless it is enjoying Sydney Smith's idea of
comfort, and, having taken off its flesh, is airing itself in its bones.
Megatherium was a very proper name for it, if not a very common one; for
_large animal_ it was, beyond any dispute, and could scarcely have been
much of a pet with the human beings of old, unless "there were giants in
those days," and enormous ones at that. How Owen must have gloated over
that treasure-trove! Captain Kyd's buried booty would have been worse
trash to him than Iago's stolen purse, beside this unearthed deposit of
an antediluvian age. Its missing caudal vertebrae would outweigh now, in
his anatomical scales, all the hidden gains of the whole race of
pirates, past, present, and to come. Think of those bones with all the
original muscle upon them! Why, they would outweigh all the worthy
members of the Boston Society of Natural History together, unless they
are uncommonly obese. Where could Noah have stowed a pair of such
enormous beasts, supposing that they existed as late as when the ark was
launched? Sloth, indeed! I am inclined to think the five or six tons of
flesh these bones must have carried round might reasonably permit the
bearer to rank, on _a priori_ reasons, among the most confirmed of
sluggards, even if Owen and Agassiz and Wyman had not so decided on
strictly scientific, anatomical grounds.
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