‘Dear Sir,—It was but the other day that I became master of a
complete series of your “Annals of Agriculture;” accept my
confession and record my penitence. Having on my return from my
long peregrination on the Continent lent to a friend—who had lent
to another friend, whom we neither of us could recollect—the
twenty-five or thirty numbers which I had taken in before that
period, I postponed from time to time the completion of the series
in hopes of recovering the commencement of it. When at last shame
and necessity got the better of procrastination, what a treasure
of information burst upon me. No—so long as power without ——— and
without ——— shall have left an annual guinea in my pocket (blanks
are better here than words) not a number of the “Annals” shall
ever be wanting to my shelves. Hold—don’t take me for a Jacobin
now, nor even for a croaker. What I allude to is not any _common_
burden, such as you land-owners and land-holders grunt under, but
my own ten thousand pound tax—my privilegium—a thing as new to
English language as it is to English practice—sole and peculiar
fruit of the very particular notice with which I have been
honoured by ———.
‘This waits upon you with a proof of a blank pauper population
table, framed for the purpose of collecting an account of them in
as many parishes as I can. Knowing so well your zeal for all
zeal-worthy objects, and mindful of your often experienced
kindness, I cannot on this occasion harbour a doubt of your
assistance. Is it worth while to give the table the indiscriminate
circulation of your "Annals"? At any rate your editorial Majesty
will, I hope, be pleased graciously to grant unto me your royal
letters, _patent_ or _close_, or both, addressed to _all_, and
if need be, _singular_, your loving subjects my fellow
correspondents; charging and exhorting them, each in his
parish—and as many other parishes as may be—to fill my tables and
send in their contributions.
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